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-singing- They’re gonna kill me, They’re gonna smash me like a little bug, Im a dead man.

::haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah:: you wouldn’t understaaaand.

Anybody can be a hero.

Anyone can be a hero.

blankman:look,i’m a crimefighter?

Blankman:You better Belive it you villian giant bug.
Manili:they can’t be?
Kevin:let me time to figure it out manili,In the Joint.
Manili:oh yeah,Sammy shoot him.
Kevin:well c’mon sammy you bad shoot me?
why don’t you just shut up darryl.

Blankman:you give up or you gonna get ruff with ya
Pimp:Listen you little creep You Got Three Second *Cockgun*
and get yourself outta here 1.
Blankman:2 3 Go Ahead and Shoot me?
*GUNSHOT FOUR*
Pimp:Listen,look what you make me do now
i’m a kill that guy you makin my Nurve.
give me that money?

Blankman:yoo-hoo,you want try Aagin Pal?
Pimp:Who are you?
*pimp gunshot*
Man:why don’t you shoot Him in the head.
Oldman:Yeah? Shoot Him in the Head?
Pimp:that right? shoot him in the head!

Blankman:Uh-oh

*kevin fight the pimp*
Kevin kung-fu and kick him in the garbish*

Cop1: What do you want?
Blankman: I’m here to see the comissioner.
Cop1:See the comissioner? What for?
Blankman:I’m a crime fighter silly.
Cop2:You’re a crimefighter? What’s your name?
Blankman: I really don’t have one yet…
Cop1:I got a name for you.SHITHEAD MAN!
Cop2: (laughs)
Blankman: This is important I really need to see the comissioner!
Cop1: (laughing) Hey comissioner…SHITHEAD MAN is here to see you!….He’s in a meeting

Could it I’m falling in love.

Darryl:Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo? Mr.Manili You Going Down.

Do yo wanna get down?

Do you like it, baby?

Kevin:BLANKMAN YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Kevin:Darryl…why is you do that
Now in doctor Thing I’m Crazy?
why you tell about the superhero Thing.

*Disscussing Blankman*
Darryl:Kevin,this is my calling.
I have to make the world a safer place for my children.

Kevin:Your Children? You got to be with a Woman First!
You’ve got to knock some boots Man! You’re a Virgin

Darryl:no i’m a gentelmen.

Kevin:

Live into the future.

Mr.Manili:i can’t belive this place.
Blankman:you don’t even place.
Kevin:In The Joint.
Mr.Manili:Sammy Shoot Em.
Kevin: well come on Sammy you bad shoot me?
Blankman: something tell you
Kevin:Shut up
Kevin:I got to pink a target on my Ass? Well Come On
*Gunshot*
Kevin:oh oh! oh! Oh my god He shot me
blankman:kevin if you only you can bulletproof

Mr.Manili:i can’t belive this place.
Blankman:you don’t even place.
Kevin:In The Joint.
Mr.Manili:Sammy Shoot Em.
Kevin: well come on Sammy you bad shoot me?
Blankman: something tell you
Kevin:Shut up
Kevin:I got to pink a target on my Ass? Well Come On
*Gunshot*
Kevin:oh oh! oh! Oh my god He shot me
blankman:kevin if you only you can bulletproof.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo? Mr.Manili You Going Down.

Pimp:im a shoot when i count to three 1,
Blankman: 2 3 Go Ahead Shoot me
*gunshot*
Blankman:yoo hooo
Pimp:That’s Right Shoot em In The Head.
(kevin fight him kong fu)

Pretty lady.

Shoot him in the head!!

Slap me around and call me susan!!

Super hero.

Talk of the town.

To the blankmotorcycle!

Why don’t slap me all over and call me suzy

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