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Movie Quotes from 2001: A Space Odyssey: Quotes from the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey

David… again we want to wish you a happy Birthday and Godspeed. We’ll talk to you again tomorrow. ‘Bye.

–What’s that? Chicken?
–Something like that. Tastes the same anyway.

Dave, although you took thorough precautions in the pod against my
hearing you, I could see your lips move.

Dave, my mind is going.

Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.

Dave: H.A.L open the bay doors.
Dave: H.A.L open the bay doors.

H.A.L: I’m sorry dave I can’t do that

Frankly doctor, we’ve been receiving reports that a rather serious epidemic has broken out at Clavius. Is this in fact what has happened?

I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

I honestly think you ought to calm down; take a stress pill and think things over.

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.

I’m afraid. I’m afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it.
I can feel it. I can feel it. I’m a…fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the
H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My
instructor was Mister Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you’d like to hear it, I can sing it for you.

It can only be attributable to human error.

It’s origin and purpose is still a total mystery.

ITS FULL OF STARS

Just what do you think you’re doing dave?

Open the pod bay doors HAL!

See you next Wednesday!

The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made.

This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.

WWP

You should take a stress pill and think things over

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