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Inspirational story #186 Signs Seen In Front Of Churches
Here’s another good inspirational story: Signs Seen In Front Of Churches
“Looking for a sign from God? This is it.”
“No God — No Peace. Know God — Know Peace.”
“Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!”
“Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins.”
“Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!”
An ad for St.Joseph’s Episcopal Church has a picture of two hands holdingstone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline thatreads, “For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets.”
When the restaurant next to the Lutheran Church put out a big sign with red
letters that said, “Open Sundays,” the church reciprocated with its own
message: “We are open on Sundays, too.”
“Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons — come hear one!”
A singing group called “The Resurrection” was scheduled to sing at a church.
When a big snowstorm postponed the performance, the pastor fixedthe outside
sign to read, “The Resurrection is postponed.”
“People are like tea bags — you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are.”
“God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.”
“Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!”
“When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out alright.”
“Sign broken: Message inside this Sunday.”
“Fight truth decay . . . study the Bible daily.”
“Where will you be sitting in eternity? Smoking or non-smoking?”
“Dusty Bibles lead to dirty lives.”
“Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is
low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.”
“I am going to waste, but Jesus recycled me.”
“Our arms are the only ones God has to hug His children.”
“It is unlikely there’ll be a reduction in the wages of sin.”
“Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.”
“If you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.”
“If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born again.”
“Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire
insurance soon.”
“This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing?”
“Forbidden fruit creates many jams.”
“In the dark? Follow the Son.”
“Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.”
“If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.”
“God is on high . . . get your lift tickets here.”
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