Comments on: More Funny Limericks- Sent in by you.

By: DragonitoD

DragonitoD — Fri, 17 Jun 2011 11:01:16 +0000

I just wrote this one in English…

There was a young man who died
His life was nothing but pride
He arrived up above
With feelings of love
But for him, Heaven was denied.

By: DragonitoD

DragonitoD — Fri, 17 Jun 2011 05:49:54 +0000

I wrote this one…

There once was a young man called Jake
For his birthday, he made a huge cake
He took it outside
But slipped, took a ride
Which threw them all in the deep lake.

By: ALAN HORgan & conor

ALAN HORgan & conor — Tue, 30 Nov 2010 15:59:02 +0000

hi soooooooo badddddddddd

By: azza

azza — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 03:50:33 +0000

nice limericks and poems

By: greg

greg — Sun, 15 Aug 2010 23:08:43 +0000

there once was a fish called bob
whose penis was starting to throb
so he went to the doc
who put meds in his cock
and now he’s leading a fish mob

By: Mr Anonymous

Mr Anonymous — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 02:24:54 +0000

I had a plane ride in which some horribly sick lady was flying. She was possibly lucky to make the flight alive. So in ode to her……..

To Denver as sickly lady was flying
walking assistance was needed as she was trying
She wore a torso brace
Which contorted her face
Because I’m sure she was slowly dying!!

A sickly lady was flying to Denver
She was sucking down oxygen when ever
The O-2 in the bottling
Kept her from mottling
Though we expect her life soon to sever!!!

She was wheezing and hacking lung butter
Other passengers were starting to mutter
Hubby only could stare
While monitoring her air
Though he looked like he just wanted to shutter!

They aren’t the best lines but it’s the result of rapid jamming.

By: Dawn Hosna

Dawn Hosna — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 19:08:03 +0000

I wrote this one.

I took my young son to the movies
it was nothing but cleavage and booties
So I think we’ll stay home
until he’s futher grown
’cause for now he still thinks girls have cooties.

By: dean smith

dean smith — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 10:34:58 +0000

i made these 2 :
there was a young man from spain
who was trapped on a speeding train
he tried to shout out
but there was no-one about
so pulled the emergency chain

there was a young boy from bude
who ran around totally nude
he was caught by his mum
who smacked his bum
and told him he was very rude

By: Benji

Benji — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 11:34:40 +0000

i don’t know who wrote this one, but i’ts always been my favorite.

“There once was a woman named Bright
who traveled much faster than light.
She left one day in a relative way
and arrived the previous night!”

By: ehrianparker

ehrianparker — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 20:32:07 +0000

its funny