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Here is a great list of humorous, funny, stupid, dumb and hilarious song titles. All of these were real songs. Many of the titles were created to be funny, witty, clever or at least original and attention getting. A few are more accidental in their humorous nature… All are worth at least a chuckle, and a few are worth a good laugh… You don’t know whether to applaud or groan at some of these, but you have to admit many are quite funny and even damn near brilliant! So, without further ado, here are more of the funniest song titles ever:

She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye

If I Can’t Be Number One In Your Life,
Then Number Two On You

If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I’d Be Out By Now

You’re the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

Can’t Get Over You, So Why Don’t You Get Under Me?

All My Exes Live in Texas

I Thought She Was Out Jogging,
But She Was Running Around On Me

If the Phone Don’t Ring, It’s Me Not Calling You Up

All the Guys Who Turn Me On Turn Me Down

If Love were Oil, I’d be a Quart Low

Her Teeth were Stained, but her Heart was Pure

At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self-Service Pump

How Come Your Dog Don’t Bite Nobody But Me?

I Wish I Were a Woman (So I Could Go Out With a Guy Like Me)

It Don’t Feel Like Sinnin’ To Me

I’m Gettin’ Gray From Being Blue

If You Can’t Live Without Me, Why Aren’t You Dead Yet?

I Sat Down On a Beartrap (Just This Morning)

Mama Get The Hammer (There’s A Fly On Papa’s Head)

Heaven’s Just A Sin Away

She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart

Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart

If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin,
Wonder Whose I’d Find On You

I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You

Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

Gave Her My Heart And a Diamond
And She Clubbed Me With a Spade

I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

Going to Hell in Your Heavenly Arms

There Ain’t Enough Room in my Fruit of the Looms
to Hold All My Lovin’ for You

It’s Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night
that Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long

If Whiskey Were A Woman I’d Be Married For Sure

It Ain’t Love But It Ain’t Bad

I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim’s Gettin’ Better

C’mon Down off the Stove, Granny,
You’re Too Old to Ride the Range

Don’t Cry On My Shoulders Cause Your Rustin’ My Spurs

Don’t Run Through The Screen Door Honey
You’ll Only Strain Yourself

Forget the Night, Help Me Make It Through the Door

From The Indies To The Andes In His Undies

I Can’t Love Your Body if Your Heart’s Not In It

If Money Talks, It Ain’t On Speaking Terms With Me

If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I’d Blow It All On You

If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?

I Just Couldn’t Leave Her Behind Alone

I Just Fell In Something and I Sure Hope It’s Love

I’m Just A Bug On The Windshield of Life

I’m So Miserable Without You, It’s Like Having You Here

I’m Sorry I Made You Cry, But At Least Your Face Is Cleaner

I Only Have Eyes For You,
But Look What I’ve Got For Your Sister

My Sweet Tooth Says I Wanna, But My Wisdom Tooth Says

Now I lay Me Down To Cheat

Peekin’ Through the Knothole In Grandma’s Wooden Leg

Since You Bought The Waterbed We’ve Slowly Drifted Apart

 

 

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3 Responses to “Funniest Song Titles””

  1. Kylie Askwith Says:
    May 23rd, 2010 at 3:22 am

    Wa Shing Kah: Cleaning an automobile

  2. Arkansas Red Says:
    June 8th, 2010 at 4:53 pm

    If only love can break a heart, let’s see what this ax will do to your Toyota.

  3. dj billybop Says:
    July 16th, 2010 at 7:48 am

    Some Great song titles here.

    Thanks love them Cheers.

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