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Other Funny English Mistakes From Around the World
From the cover of a notebook used by one of my Korean students:
My heart is very flammable when I see your beautiful eyes.
On the box for a toothbrush at a Tokyo hotel:
Gives you strong mouth and refreshing wind!
A job ad in the Japan Times expressing that both males and females could apply:
No limit on sex.
On the box for a toy microphone called “ECHO MIKE:”
Mom ma! Pap Pap! I and Lady Employees to play with it together!
From the instructions on a Dragonball-Z action figure.
Beware of being eaten by small children due to small parts.”
Written at the top of a piece of children’s stationary in Japan:
Guppies often eat their small children.
Comforting words on a piggy bank: My favorite food is you!
Name of children’s camp: Club The Kids
On a Japanese box of tissues with a picture of a puppy on the cover:
Tissues of puppy.
On another Japanese box of fine tissues:
Skin will be touched softly and gently by 100% high quality pulp.
Instructions for a puzzle toy made in Taiwan.
Let’s decompose and enjoy assembling!
On a shampoo bottle:
Use repeatedly for severe damage.
From a Children’s Notebook in Japan:
The Bunnies are very gluttonous. Why don’t we put our favorite flags on the omelets? Good Tasty!
Babysitting ad by college students:
“Please call us! We will provide you with any emergency.”
From the instructions for a Hitachi radio.
You will know radio on by enchanting green light.
On the packaging for a screw driver with a small flashlight in the handle:
Now you can see what you are screwing in the dark!
On the packaging of a sir fry pan.
Do not use mental tools for prolonging the life of the pan.
From the box of a vegetable peeler and chopper.
Peeing? Container contains!
Slashing? Use your built in chopper for good action.
On a pair of shorts.
Be a big man on campus, MAKE A STINK!
Slogan on a Japanese shopping bag
Now baby. Tonight I am feeling cool and hard boiled.
On the tag of a jacket:
This clothing is designed for breaking wind and repelling water.
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September 10th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
decoration seen in a grocery store in Yanagawa, Japan, 2005:
“Continue a charming smile on your face.”
March 20th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
very funny hahahahaha
Tissues of puppy…. that doesnt even MAKE Sense..at all!