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Funny Signs from Restaurants

 

 

Here are some funny restaurant signs:

 

 


Our great food will never leave you!

Please leave a pet outside.

It will take about 1 minute to fix a hot drink.
Please wail.

Big crap sale today! Rush yourself here!

We serve people like you as good food!

The shadiest cocktail bar in Bangkok.

The name of a Chinese Restaurant in Kuala Lumpur.

Soon Go Fatt

Sign in a Taiwan cafeteria

Please keep chair on position and keep table cleaned after dying.

A big poster advertising a restaurant in Japan:

Happy Your Pocket!

Sign advertising newly re-designed restaurant:

“Colorful dining space surrounded by stained glasses.”

 

 

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14 Responses to “Funny Signs from Restaurants””

  1. Hannah Says:
    February 3rd, 2008 at 3:28 pm

    Here’s one I saw once:
    Closed
    Thank’s to our visitors!

  2. Anonymous Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 7:30 pm

    That’s funny Hannah.

  3. DXB4LIFE Says:
    June 15th, 2008 at 11:46 am

    hahahaha Hannah that is really funny

  4. JP Says:
    July 1st, 2008 at 9:43 am

    No joke, I was in the English classroom in a Chinese elementary school a few years ago and saw the funniest thing i have ever seen. Everything in the room had a label on it, with the english word for what it was (i.e. “desk” on the desk, “window” on the window, “chalk board” on the chalk board, etc…) I looked up and had to laugh at the sign on the ceiling fan, which read “WASHING MACHINE.”

  5. Rylee Says:
    August 22nd, 2008 at 6:46 pm

    i dnt get it???? LOL!

  6. Vasilou D-H. Says:
    September 8th, 2008 at 11:37 am

    Lmfto x There’s a sign in a nightclub in Abu Dabi that I want to be next to, kissing my wife while someones taking a photo x The sign has an arrow pointing at us and reads: “EXSIST THIS WAY” !!! x

  7. Brandons Baby Says:
    September 17th, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    funny lol lmao

  8. The Jeremy Says:
    October 1st, 2008 at 9:44 am

    Found this one at a Chinese Buffet. The sign was placed on a bubble gum machine, it said ” Out of Work”

  9. Georgia Says:
    November 21st, 2008 at 5:01 pm

    I saw one in Singapore, a restraunt named ‘Yu kee Food House’… yeah, I wanna go there :)

  10. Rob Says:
    April 20th, 2009 at 2:59 pm

    Roadside restaurant/gas station in Duncan BC:

    “Eat here, get gas”

  11. mitchell glofer Says:
    May 14th, 2009 at 7:27 am

    i has gas

  12. cole jepsen Says:
    May 14th, 2009 at 7:36 am

    i am mad

  13. cassie Says:
    April 19th, 2010 at 3:00 pm

    I saw one on the clothes store one time that said “free people for sale”

  14. ototo Says:
    December 22nd, 2010 at 3:07 pm

    Due to your comment on comment, I will not comment.

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