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Funny Signs from Restaurants

Here are some funny restaurant signs:

Our great food will never leave you!

Please leave a pet outside.

It will take about 1 minute to fix a hot drink.
Please wail.

Big crap sale today! Rush yourself here!

We serve people like you as good food!

The shadiest cocktail bar in Bangkok.

The name of a Chinese Restaurant in Kuala Lumpur.

Soon Go Fatt

Sign in a Taiwan cafeteria

Please keep chair on position and keep table cleaned after dying.

A big poster advertising a restaurant in Japan:

Happy Your Pocket!

Sign advertising newly re-designed restaurant:

“Colorful dining space surrounded by stained glasses.”

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12 Responses to “Funny Signs from Restaurants””

1. Hannah Says:
   February 3rd, 2008 at 3:28 pm

   Here’s one I saw once:
   Closed
   Thank’s to our visitors!

2. Anonymous Says:
   April 17th, 2008 at 7:30 pm

   That’s funny Hannah.

3. DXB4LIFE Says:
   June 15th, 2008 at 11:46 am

   hahahaha Hannah that is really funny

4. JP Says:
   July 1st, 2008 at 9:43 am

   No joke, I was in the English classroom in a Chinese elementary school a few years ago and saw the funniest thing i have ever seen. Everything in the room had a label on it, with the english word for what it was (i.e. “desk” on the desk, “window” on the window, “chalk board” on the chalk board, etc…) I looked up and had to laugh at the sign on the ceiling fan, which read “WASHING MACHINE.”

5. Rylee Says:
   August 22nd, 2008 at 6:46 pm

   i dnt get it???? LOL!

6. Vasilou D-H. Says:
   September 8th, 2008 at 11:37 am

   Lmfto x There’s a sign in a nightclub in Abu Dabi that I want to be next to, kissing my wife while someones taking a photo x The sign has an arrow pointing at us and reads: “EXSIST THIS WAY” !!! x

7. Brandons Baby Says:
   September 17th, 2008 at 12:15 pm

   funny lol lmao

8. The Jeremy Says:
   October 1st, 2008 at 9:44 am

   Found this one at a Chinese Buffet. The sign was placed on a bubble gum machine, it said ” Out of Work”

9. Georgia Says:
   November 21st, 2008 at 5:01 pm

   I saw one in Singapore, a restraunt named ‘Yu kee Food House’… yeah, I wanna go there :)

10. Rob Says:
    April 20th, 2009 at 2:59 pm

    Roadside restaurant/gas station in Duncan BC:

    “Eat here, get gas”

11. mitchell glofer Says:
    May 14th, 2009 at 7:27 am

    i has gas

12. cole jepsen Says:
    May 14th, 2009 at 7:36 am

    i am mad

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