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English Subtitles In Hong Kong Films
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Here are the funniest subtitles rom Hong Kong Martial Art Movies:
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* “I threat you! I challenge you meet me on the roof tonight for a duet!”
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* “I will kill you until you are dead from it!”
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* “The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?”
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* “I got knife scars more than the number of your leg’s hair!”
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* “I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.”
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* “Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.”
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* “I’ll fire aimlessly if you don’t come out!”
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* “You are too useless. And now I must beat you.”
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* “Gun wounds again?”
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* “A normal person wouldn’t steal pituitaries.”
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* “You always use violence. I should’ve ordered glutinous rice chicken.”
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* “Take my advice, or I’ll spank you without pants.”
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* “Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.”
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* “Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?”
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* “Quiet or I’ll blow your throat up.”
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* “You daring lousy guy.”
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* “Beat him out of recognizable shape!”
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* “How can you use my intestines as a gift?”
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* “Damn, I’ll burn you into a BBQ chicken!”
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* “This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat.”
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* “Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough extermination.”
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* “Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some @$$ of the giant lizard person.”
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* Your spear is useless… You better use it for mixing excretory.
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* Now I feel flatulent, and you did it.
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* My innards have all been disturbed by him.
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* That may disarray my intestines.
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* I please your uterus. You kiss my toes. It’s fair.
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* “This is the Martial Arts Competition, not a place for fighting!” (from Kung Fu)
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* A normal person wouldn’t steel pituitaries! (from Brain Theft)
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April 22nd, 2008 at 1:59 pm
That’s really funny!
May 2nd, 2008 at 8:38 am
I can’t believe those are real! Hahaha!
June 16th, 2008 at 1:59 am
I can imagine what it says in cantonese! LOL