Comments on: Strange Fortune Cookies: Funny but Real Fortune Cookie Fortunes

By: Yur Mom!

Yur Mom! — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:56:18 +0000

“Hey! give a guy a break! I have been in this cookie forever!!”

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 02:30:59 +0000

i got one that said “wow! a secret message from your tooth!” it made my day =D

By: italiangeek15

italiangeek15 — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 07:38:14 +0000

My mom got an empty one once. And once I got one that said, “Harsh words break no bones, fine words butter no parsnips.” The weirdest one ever, though, was when my mom, my dad, both of my brothers, and myself all got the same fortune. I don’t remember what it said, but we all had the same exact fortune.

By: AIM

AIM — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 14:45:43 +0000

I got one that said “Don’t Panic” once… Can anyone say, Douglas Adams?

By: jekel

jekel — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:14:26 +0000

Do not kiss an elephant on the lips today- is by far my favorite but i have also got pick another fortune cookie and Confucius say man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

By: Ben B.

Ben B. — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 12:08:28 +0000

My favorite fortune of all time is taped to my kitchen window and says, “The rubber bands are heading in the right direction.” Not sure what it means, but it sounds good to me. ;)

By: Blah

Blah — Tue, 26 May 2009 19:09:32 +0000

I got this one the other night when I ordered Chinese food when I was home alone: “Be cautious of wandering in the darkness alone.”

By: J

Thu, 30 Apr 2009 16:42:47 +0000

Figure this one out:
“Love is the law, love under will.”

By: Tracy

Tracy — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 00:56:02 +0000

I got this one years ago.. “Confucius say he who place egg on hill may someday have eggroll”

By: Erica

Erica — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 21:16:04 +0000

I got one once from Panda Express that said (no joke) “Pleasures await you by the seashore.”