Comments on: Strange Fortune Cookies: Funny but Real Fortune Cookie Fortunes

By: Mark

Mark — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 14:51:45 +0000

From Asean Bistro in Columbia, MD: “Hungry is the man who seeks salvation in a cookie.”

By: AnOnYmOuS

AnOnYmOuS — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 19:32:42 +0000

Good food is full of nutrients, but the nutrients of life are what you need.(in bed)

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 16:02:23 +0000

I once opened a fortune cookie in Orlando, Florida, that said: “You will soon be hungry. Order carry-out.”

By: You don't know my name. XD.

You don't know my name. XD. — Wed, 09 Feb 2011 17:04:05 +0000

I just made this great fortune:
This cookie doesn’t tell fortunes…but others do.
LOL!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 09 Feb 2011 16:59:26 +0000

I once saw this in a fortune cookie:
If you can achieve greatness in bed, stay in bed,
If not then GET OUT OF BED!

By: aaron baxter

aaron baxter — Sat, 05 Feb 2011 01:29:32 +0000

some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies.

By: RaNdOm

RaNdOm — Fri, 04 Feb 2011 22:50:24 +0000

I got one on vacation that said: Your relationship will soon change,
The day I got back to school my crush asked me to be his girlfriend!

By: Debbie

Debbie — Fri, 04 Feb 2011 20:43:43 +0000

“45.6% of all statistics are made up”

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 21:15:02 +0000

funniiest 1: Ooops…Wrong Cookie

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 21:11:47 +0000

you can add
in bed
in his bed
in your mother’s bed
in her bed
in your brother’s bed
in your sister’s bed
in the bathroom
in his bathroom
in your mother’s bathroom
in your brother’s bathroom
in your sister’s bathroom
in her bathroom
in th public bathroom
in the outhouse
in his pants
in her pants
in your pants
in your mother’s pants
in your brother’s pants
in your sister’s pants