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Funny lables and Food package bloopers
Diet Water
Half the fat and calories of regular water! *contains artificial water flavoring”
“This tea is really best for the person with fatty belly”
Sent in by Luc M
From a Japanese breakfast pastry package:
Through years of experience,
Doutor Danish is produced from the finest
materials to create a happy time on tables.
On a pack of Japanese rice tea cakes:
Burning politely, one by one,
these cakes send deliciousness to you.
On a Japanese bread wrapper:
Take me home, let’s make happy in your basket!
On the wrapper of a brand of tea cookies:
This is natural deliciousness given from warm solar light and a rich field. Attach it to time of your wonderful tea. Please ear it on the tea time of afternoon.
From the packaging of a Japanese brand of coffee:
Black coffee has great features which other coffees have never had: Non-sugar.
From the packaging of a Chinese brand of medicine.
Expiration date: 2 years
On a bottle of Chinese medicine.
Known to cure itching, colds, stomachs, brains,
and other diseases.
From instructions on a Japanese medicine bottle.
Adults: 1 tablet 3 times a day until passing away.
On the packaging of Japanese candy:
Its translucent color so alluring and its taste and aroma so gentle and mellow offer admiring feelings of a graceful lady. Enjoy soft and juicy Kasugai Muscat Gummy.
From an eel pie box:
VSOP eel pies for a “midnight treat”….
Wrapped in the luxurious aroma of high class
brandy and the flavour of Macedonia, The King of Nuts-
-here is a top quality pie that reaches the height of
perfection in eel pies, a specialty from Lake Hamana
To join you in your dream-enriched world
On a package of dry tea biscuits:
A drink’s too wet without one.
On a pack of gum:
FLAVONO
Triple Combination Hi Tech chewing gum
On a sports drink bottle:
Pocari Sweat Refreshment water
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February 11th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
dumb
April 17th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
Not the best I’ve seen.
May 4th, 2008 at 4:54 am
Although these are hilarious, I feel sorry or the label makers, who probably know next to no english.
July 18th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
I once saw a bag of Chinese hard candy. On the label it said, “Ingredients: Candy”. Nothing else.