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Funny Signs: More Dumb and Stupid Signs


Funny warning sign: Soft shoulder, blind curves, steep grade, big trucks. Good luck!

Well, give them credit for honesty.


Funny toilet sign: Toilet! Stay in your car.

Um, you have an empty Coke can handy?


Funny speed limit hours sign

Good thing every watch in that town is exactly synchronized.


This month special: NO FUEL!

Wow, that special will save us a LOT of money. But it does present some other problems…


No parking above this sign.

This will stop those damn trouble-making butt-probing aliens from parking their hot rod UFOs above my property!


Funny sign: Please do not spit too loud.

We don’t care WHERE you spit, just do it quietly.


Please take care of the sleeping grass.

Maybe now people won’t keep waking it up.


Police station toilet stolen. Police have nothing to go on.

Urinal lot of trouble for that.


Funny restaurant sign: Poo Ping Thai Chinese Cuisine.

No I’m not. But I was this morning.


Caution: Tree in center of road.

What? Couldn’t we just REMOVE the tree? Well, that’s a funny one if I ever heard one. No sir. I’m in the signage department. I make signs. Now if you actually want someone to MOVE the tree, you should send a letter to the highway department in triplicate and they’ll have someone take a look at it the next month or two to decide what sub department they should assign supervising the management of the removal order to. Now I gotta get moving and put a sign up next to that dead armadillo over there.


Caution: Water on road during rain.

Yeah, but the other day I was driving there and it was snowing really hard, and the road turned WHITE. Just out of the blue. Or gray. And there were no warning signs at all that this could happen. I freaked.

 

 

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48 Responses to “Funny Signs: More Dumb and Stupid Signs””

  1. nadz Says:
    February 10th, 2008 at 10:21 am

    OMG….this is sooo funny…..to who ever put this up…..two thumbs way…way…up….LOL

  2. lmfao gurl Says:
    February 15th, 2008 at 3:41 am

    so funny almost fell onto the floor… ha

  3. Anonymous Says:
    February 24th, 2008 at 12:38 pm

    funnyloveitlol

  4. bob Says:
    March 4th, 2008 at 4:14 pm

    Jc0Z5I hi nice site man thx http://peace.com

  5. redneck101 Says:
    March 27th, 2008 at 12:51 pm

    i dont get the school speed limit sign..wats so weird or funny or dum about it

  6. Uhyeahh Says:
    March 28th, 2008 at 7:06 pm

    I couldn’t stop laughing XD

  7. Hannah Says:
    April 2nd, 2008 at 11:48 am

    i dont get the speed limit sign either

  8. Grazer DUUUUDE Says:
    April 9th, 2008 at 10:51 pm

    This is HILARIOUS.

    I saw a sign not so long ago saying:

    “WOMBAT CROSSING, DUCK CORSSING AND ANTELOPE CORSSING JUST IN CASE”

    I totally rofled

  9. catrox Says:
    April 11th, 2008 at 10:53 pm

    haha!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. Morgan Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 7:07 pm

    The speed limit sign: look at the times. Random

  11. schools Says:
    April 25th, 2008 at 10:18 am

    great finds

  12. reg Says:
    May 2nd, 2008 at 8:51 am

    HAHA. I loved the subtitles.

  13. blurple Says:
    May 9th, 2008 at 7:21 am

    OMG!!! way funny signs!! Luv them all!!! ;P

  14. bigboy Says:
    May 14th, 2008 at 7:03 am

    those signs were really funny

  15. Sad,sad man (sighs)... Says:
    May 18th, 2008 at 5:27 am

    i make signs and those are all conterfiets i mean come on!

    (only joking loved it!)

    (joking about joking)

    (just JOKING) jeez this guy cnt take a joke or 2 or 3

  16. Cris Croshaw Says:
    June 6th, 2008 at 4:01 pm

    you guys rock!

  17. Seth Giles Says:
    June 6th, 2008 at 4:03 pm

    it was hilliarios!

  18. gowns Says:
    June 11th, 2008 at 3:27 pm

    good site.

  19. AWOL Says:
    June 21st, 2008 at 9:13 pm

    LOL!!! Loved it all, especially the whole commentary on “tree in centre of road”.

  20. purple pie Says:
    June 27th, 2008 at 10:05 am

    it liked the poo ping one and the last one

  21. Atlanta apartments Says:
    July 8th, 2008 at 9:15 am

    lol, thats great.

  22. Moose Says:
    September 1st, 2008 at 10:05 am

    Honestly what were the people who made the road signs thinking. Like I’m sure at least 10 people checked those signs before they were put up. And not one of them saw anything wrong with them. Too funny, I need a job like that.

  23. ben Says:
    September 6th, 2008 at 4:55 am

    i liked he please don’t spit too loud

  24. Mick Says:
    October 10th, 2008 at 8:34 pm

    It’s funny, instead of stupid people having trouble in life, our laws just support those stupid people, so that we all have signs to laugh at. Water on road after rain? Get outta here! Awesome pics.

  25. Travel Says:
    October 11th, 2008 at 7:49 pm

    seriously, who would park above a sign, lol very funny, i need a flying car so i can do that.

  26. Free traffic Says:
    October 13th, 2008 at 9:42 pm

    i make signs and those are all conterfiets i mean come on!

    (only joking loved it!)

    (joking about joking)

  27. kumar Says:
    October 23rd, 2008 at 6:02 am

    OMG…it is too funny, hats off to your collection! No EXCEP(T)ION!

  28. omg Says:
    October 27th, 2008 at 7:31 am

    This IS the Funniest website i have ever been on!!!!!!!! LOLZ

  29. poopooyour ass Says:
    October 30th, 2008 at 12:10 am

    know that was %!#* funny

  30. rachel and lauren Says:
    November 11th, 2008 at 4:17 pm

    lol this is so funny

  31. nikki Says:
    November 19th, 2008 at 11:07 am

    omg i laughed my ass off when i saw these. they r sssssssssooooooo funny.

  32. sexybaby Says:
    November 25th, 2008 at 12:06 pm

    Omg!!! These are so freaking funny!! I like to read these when I have nothing to do in class… Let’s just hope that my teachers don’t catch me while I’m on this website… or they’ll prolly block it… :( Then class will be totally boring!! lol

  33. Cory Says:
    December 22nd, 2008 at 12:54 pm

    the other day i saw a motel sign that said “we love serving you 69″ i should have taken a pic

  34. Smily Says:
    March 24th, 2009 at 12:45 pm

    LOL!!!!

  35. EgyptianClown Says:
    March 28th, 2009 at 5:40 am

    I hav nvr cn somthing sooooooooooooooooooo funny before!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love this website! Rock on!

  36. EgyptianClown Says:
    March 28th, 2009 at 5:42 am

    I…… can’t……stop…….laughing!!!!!!!

  37. aliciawayne Says:
    April 16th, 2009 at 1:52 pm

    well, duh, roads do get wet during the rains unless you put down protective harps

  38. bitters Says:
    May 24th, 2009 at 11:28 pm

    omfg guys!!!! theyre sooo hilarious!!!! this is wayy better than listening to the teacher!!! lol keep up the good work!

  39. Compare Suppliers Says:
    August 9th, 2009 at 1:34 pm

    Thanks for the things its given me a great laugh. keep it coming

  40. nicci Says:
    September 29th, 2009 at 11:58 am

    o my gosh! those signs are so cool yo!! that stuff is the bomb!!!! i almost pissed wen the church said it wanted to help kill me!!! o my go!!! o my gosh yo yo yo yo yo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    dam that was hilaryasssssss!

  41. Mr. Donut Says:
    October 7th, 2009 at 10:23 pm

    The last one I saw on village of joy but the caption on wasn’t as funny as the one on this one!! I just can’t stop laughing!!!!!

  42. Mr Jiggles Says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 4:51 pm

    MEOW:translation

    ok, I’m not the webguy. I’m his cat. I can’t accept the 2.50 paid for this comment. I am donating the proceeds to: Litaracy for the Blind

    pssst hey seriously nice site mate – cheers to continued laughs :)

  43. Kristyn Says:
    December 17th, 2009 at 4:23 pm

    OMG I was laughing so hard.. hilarious!

  44. Ron Says:
    January 10th, 2010 at 8:09 pm

    Funny stuff….love the church signs!

  45. Brenda Says:
    January 26th, 2010 at 12:56 pm

    lol tats funny…didnt they find some signs that was the lyrics for Boheiman Raphsody?
    lol tats fuuny try to google it.

  46. George Says:
    April 23rd, 2010 at 7:18 am

    Hay some realy good things there just what i needed to kill a little time in science and to take my mind of the fact I had just climbed though a thorn bush. thanks :)

  47. Anonymous Says:
    May 23rd, 2010 at 6:00 am

    LOL

  48. Anonymous Says:
    May 23rd, 2010 at 6:06 am

    LOL
    XD

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