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Funny Signs: More Dumb and Stupid Signs
Funny warning sign: Soft shoulder, blind curves, steep grade, big trucks. Good luck!
Well, give them credit for honesty.
Funny toilet sign: Toilet! Stay in your car.
Um, you have an empty Coke can handy?
Funny speed limit hours sign
Good thing every watch in that town is exactly synchronized.
This month special: NO FUEL!
Wow, that special will save us a LOT of money. But it does present some other problems…
No parking above this sign.
This will stop those damn trouble-making butt-probing aliens from parking their hot rod UFOs above my property!
Funny sign: Please do not spit too loud.
We don’t care WHERE you spit, just do it quietly.
Please take care of the sleeping grass.
Maybe now people won’t keep waking it up.
Police station toilet stolen. Police have nothing to go on.
Urinal lot of trouble for that.
Funny restaurant sign: Poo Ping Thai Chinese Cuisine.
No I’m not. But I was this morning.
Caution: Tree in center of road.
What? Couldn’t we just REMOVE the tree? Well, that’s a funny one if I ever heard one. No sir. I’m in the signage department. I make signs. Now if you actually want someone to MOVE the tree, you should send a letter to the highway department in triplicate and they’ll have someone take a look at it the next month or two to decide what sub department they should assign supervising the management of the removal order to. Now I gotta get moving and put a sign up next to that dead armadillo over there.
Caution: Water on road during rain.
Yeah, but the other day I was driving there and it was snowing really hard, and the road turned WHITE. Just out of the blue. Or gray. And there were no warning signs at all that this could happen. I freaked.
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February 10th, 2008 at 10:21 am
OMG….this is sooo funny…..to who ever put this up…..two thumbs way…way…up….LOL
February 15th, 2008 at 3:41 am
so funny almost fell onto the floor… ha
February 24th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
funnyloveitlol
March 4th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
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March 27th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
i dont get the school speed limit sign..wats so weird or funny or dum about it
March 28th, 2008 at 7:06 pm
I couldn’t stop laughing XD
April 2nd, 2008 at 11:48 am
i dont get the speed limit sign either
April 9th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
This is HILARIOUS.
I saw a sign not so long ago saying:
“WOMBAT CROSSING, DUCK CORSSING AND ANTELOPE CORSSING JUST IN CASE”
I totally rofled
April 11th, 2008 at 10:53 pm
haha!!!!!!!!!!!
April 23rd, 2008 at 7:07 pm
The speed limit sign: look at the times. Random
April 25th, 2008 at 10:18 am
great finds
May 2nd, 2008 at 8:51 am
HAHA. I loved the subtitles.
May 9th, 2008 at 7:21 am
OMG!!! way funny signs!! Luv them all!!! ;P
May 14th, 2008 at 7:03 am
those signs were really funny
May 18th, 2008 at 5:27 am
i make signs and those are all conterfiets i mean come on!
(only joking loved it!)
(joking about joking)
(just JOKING) jeez this guy cnt take a joke or 2 or 3
June 6th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
you guys rock!
June 6th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
it was hilliarios!
June 11th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
good site.
June 21st, 2008 at 9:13 pm
LOL!!! Loved it all, especially the whole commentary on “tree in centre of road”.
June 27th, 2008 at 10:05 am
it liked the poo ping one and the last one
July 8th, 2008 at 9:15 am
lol, thats great.