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How To Sky Dive in the Ocean


These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book.

(Snorkling and Skydiving bloopers and mistakes)


I know how to sky dive in the ocean.

You have to put big bottles on your back so you can have good breath.

You should have big rubber feet.

At this time, put the glass over your face so your eyes don’t get salted.

Then you can jump on the ocean.

Try not to get water in your snozzle.

This is how you can drown in water without being dangerous.



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3 Responses to “How To Sky Dive in the Ocean””

  1. Anonymous Says:
    May 2nd, 2008 at 8:15 am

    dumb

  2. Anonymous Says:
    July 13th, 2008 at 5:06 pm

    stupid

  3. Anonymous Says:
    August 17th, 2008 at 3:09 pm

    I don’t know about them, but I thought those were great! I love these!

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