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How To Sky Dive in the Ocean
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These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book.
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(Snorkling and Skydiving bloopers and mistakes)
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I know how to sky dive in the ocean.
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You have to put big bottles on your back so you can have good breath.
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You should have big rubber feet.
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At this time, put the glass over your face so your eyes don’t get salted.
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Then you can jump on the ocean.
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Try not to get water in your snozzle.
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This is how you can drown in water without being dangerous.
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4 Responses to “How To Sky Dive in the Ocean””
COMMENT (Not all comments are approved, including rude comments and those with strong language).
Section: Funny English Student Mistakes

May 2nd, 2008 at 8:15 am
dumb
July 13th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
stupid
August 17th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
I don’t know about them, but I thought those were great! I love these!
September 2nd, 2009 at 10:57 am
I hate when water gets in my snozzle