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Funny English Bloopers Too Close To Home
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Weather
These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book.
This morning, I was walking outside,
when suddenly a big shower fell on me!
Yesterday I had strong wind here.
Rain makes old cars lust. So be careful
about that. Once a car starts lusting,
there’s no way to stop it.
There was a lighting strike
and then the sky became dark.
The entire country has been
devastated by a long trout.
Everyone in my country is really nervous right now because this is the tycoon season. One big one can destroy a city.
If you are ever in an earthquake, you should go to the bathroom very quickly because that is the safest thing to do.
Today the waiter is cold and wet and a little windy.
After the volcano the town was full of asses.
I am so uncomfortable today.
I cannot relax when I am in heat.
When a volcan explodes, millions
of tons of larva can bury a city
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