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Weather
These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book.
This morning, I was walking outside,
when suddenly a big shower fell on me!
Yesterday I had strong wind here.
Rain makes old cars lust. So be careful
about that. Once a car starts lusting,
there’s no way to stop it.
There was a lighting strike
and then the sky became dark.
The entire country has been
devastated by a long trout.
Everyone in my country is really nervous right now because this is the tycoon season. One big one can destroy a city.
If you are ever in an earthquake, you should go to the bathroom very quickly because that is the safest thing to do.
Today the waiter is cold and wet and a little windy.
After the volcano the town was full of asses.
I am so uncomfortable today.
I cannot relax when I am in heat.
When a volcan explodes, millions
of tons of larva can bury a city
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4 Responses to “Weather””
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Section: Funny English Student Mistakes
August 6th, 2008 at 9:42 am
hahahahahahahaha
April 16th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
cannot relax when i am in heat, hilarious
nuffsaid
July 27th, 2009 at 10:44 am
the town is full of asses
XDDD
October 13th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
One mistake is all it takes… to make an interesting sentence a hilarious one.