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Traveling
These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book.
Once I tripped all the way to Hawaii.
I like to visit small European tongues.
How far should I tip the driver?
She was so kind. She rode me all the way to the airport!
I hugged my girlfriend and then I defarted.
I think almost every hotel in America
has a big swimming fool.
When I first came to the West I felt dis-oriented.
I liked it here but it was hard for me to adjust myself.
In some countries, you should only drink the water
a tourist already drank. Maybe it will taste bad,
but it will not have poison.
I heard California is full of nude peaches.
You can’t sleep with me because it is
too crowded. But you can probably
sleep with my sister. That’s what most
of my friends do when they visit.
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