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Renting and Dorm and Apartment Living
These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book.
My landlord gave me a one year contraction.
It will be over soon.
The rent fee is only $300 per month.
That includes having gas and hitting.
Me and my brother share
a small womb in the basement.
We live on the sex floor.
Our apartment is small but we have a nice view.
I really need to have my plumber fixed.
I was very tired last night
so my friend let me crash into his apartment.
My friend and I live together in a bachelor’s suit.
We have a big problem at my house.
What is it?
Our toilet is out of odor. I’m a little upset.
I don’t care if me or my roomate mails the check. But I don’t want it to slip through our cracks.
How many people live in your building?
I don’t know for sure but I have wild gas.
How many floors does your apartment building have?
I guess one in every room.
I cannot sleep these days. I am too miserable.
Why?
My hair conditioner doesn’t work.
Do you have a shower in your your bathroom?
Only in the summer when it is hot.
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