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Innocent English Mistakes From New English Language Students
These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor book.Food
Do you like this food?
I made it from scratching!
I never liked mushrooms,
but now they are starting to grow in me.
Do you like your coffee cremated?
Tomorrow I will go to a wine and cheese cutting party.
Every morning I have some toast
and a big glass of flute juice.
* * * * *
Did you have breakfast?
Yes. Now it is in my backpack.
My friends visited last night and
we served a nice pig dinner.
My favorite food is crap cakes.
My mother is usually already
cooked one or two hours before dinner.
A good lice cooker can keep your
lice warm and eatable for two days.
My sister exploded in the microwave with a potato!
I think that if there is a beautiful waitress in one restaurant and a normal one in the second, and they both taste the same, most people will visit the first one.
Would you like a potato wedgie?
I usually worm up my food before I eat it.
My stomach is so crowded.
I ate ten or twenty Buffalo wigs.
Would you like some?
No thanks. I just ate some chickens.
It took twenty minutes for the waiter
to take my odor.
When my roommates ate my cook,
they pretended it was delicious.
Are you hungry? I have dirty toes.
You have what?
Dirty toes. In my back pack.
Um, can you spell that?
Maybe D-O-R-I-T-O-S. Do you
Want to try one?
No thanks. I’m not so hungry
right now.
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November 20th, 2008 at 5:53 am
I think i just peed a little
December 7th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
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March 1st, 2009 at 12:11 am
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