Top 10 Most Romantic Mistakes
These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in
Conversational English, and are from my humor book.
From New English Language Students
10. I fell in love with her the first time I sawed her.
9. He had such a worm heart.
8. We were two sheeps passing in the night.
7. We have hated each other for so long. I want to borrow the hatchet.
6. My dentist makes me blush twice a day.
5. I don’t know if he will propose, but I am expecting.
4. I have something exciting to tell you.
My girlfriend and I got enraged last night!
3. The groom was wearing a very nice croissant.
2. He lifted the veal off her face and gave her a big kiss.
1. I think she is really glad she got marinated.
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Section: Funny English from Around the World
February 21st, 2008 at 7:17 am
i loved it….thanks for making my day….keep it up
February 21st, 2008 at 7:20 am
hey i think u got the humour in the right directions..i em talking about the top 10 most romantic mistakes…its very funny but its so true…keep it up
April 18th, 2008 at 10:40 am
yeah. not funny
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May 27th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
The jokes Weren’t so great…Some I didn’t understand.. sorry! But, thanks!! =]]]]]
December 9th, 2008 at 11:38 am
cool thing
September 11th, 2009 at 9:10 am
Hilarious. Don’t know how anyone wouldn’t understand these oO
November 5th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
this was dumb and not funny at all. Really marinated instead of married? very dumb