1. The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.
2. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
3. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
4. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t care.
5. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
6. I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.
7. I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
8. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
9. It’s a thankless job, but I’ve got a lot of Karma to burn off.
10. How about never? Is never good for you?
11. I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
12. You sound reasonable…Time to up my medication.
13. I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.
14. I’m out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message…
15. It might look like I’m doing nothing, but at the cellular level I’m really quite busy.
16. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
17. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
18. Someday, we’ll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
19. If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
20. Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
some of these are funny some are not but the persentace of funny ones is 0.9%
5. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
easy to counter with something like
not much change since u growth up
u just became fat and ugly
or
but your still stupid
coolashaker!!
i like two
That’s funny. “not much change since u grew up
u just became fat and ugly”. ha.
Did grandma help write these insults, or were they past down from great grandma?
#6 isn’t funny.
Dimitrio)…. Innocent comment,:-) I think,That’s all bull-shit.
It’s not that it’s too expensive it’s just that you cant afford it!
i like the 1st one
Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory
These are soooo lame!
They pretend to be sarcastic, not funny.
well idk this are somewhere between lame and stupid, maybe just a little of both haha ANDREW GALVAN haha that insult is pretty awesome good job :P
welll theseee insulttss are wondrtfull <3 lovee yass cal me ;)
I could of been your dad but the dog beat me up the stairs