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Top 20 Insults and Sarcastic Phrases for Use at Work and the Office.
1. The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.
2. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
3. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
4. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t care.
5. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
6. I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.
7. I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
8. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
9. It’s a thankless job, but I’ve got a lot of Karma to burn off.
10. How about never? Is never good for you?
11. I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
12. You sound reasonable…Time to up my medication.
13. I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.
14. I’m out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message…
15. It might look like I’m doing nothing, but at the cellular level I’m really quite busy.
16. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
17. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
18. Someday, we’ll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
19. If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
20. Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
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8 Responses to “Top 20 Insults and Sarcastic Phrases for Use at Work and the Office.””
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Section: Stupid, Funny Quotes, Questions & Sayings
May 23rd, 2008 at 2:57 am
some of these are funny some are not but the persentace of funny ones is 0.9%
May 30th, 2008 at 11:49 am
5. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
easy to counter with something like
not much change since u growth up
u just became fat and ugly
or
but your still stupid
July 7th, 2008 at 8:40 am
coolashaker!!
September 16th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
i like two
October 5th, 2008 at 11:38 am
That’s funny. “not much change since u grew up
u just became fat and ugly”. ha.
November 28th, 2008 at 1:31 am
Did grandma help write these insults, or were they past down from great grandma?
April 8th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
#6 isn’t funny.
May 21st, 2009 at 4:43 am
Dimitrio)…. Innocent comment,:-) I think,That’s all bull-shit.