Comments on: Stupid Sayings and Quotes

By: Hecticman

Hecticman — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 20:05:22 +0000

Common sense is no longer so common.

By: Don "The Giff"

Don "The Giff" — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 03:16:32 +0000

Where does all the WHITE go when the snow melts??

By: Eric Clapton

Eric Clapton — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 03:55:00 +0000

Why is it called the roof of your mouth if its actually the ceiling?

By: thegreatness

thegreatness — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 05:42:47 +0000

my imaginary friend thinks i have mental problems.

i do whatever my rice krispies tell me to.

i hear mimes.

By: bk1076

bk1076 — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 03:11:46 +0000

shop sighn: antique tables made daily.

By: Corney Gibson

Corney Gibson — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 12:11:22 +0000

I just realized that I don’t have enough money to have a mid-life crisis…

By: oOBLOODBUBBLEOo

oOBLOODBUBBLEOo — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 14:55:23 +0000

I dont hav a drinking problem.I drink,I get drunk,I pass out,no problem!

Im:
unreliable
irrisponsible
immature
disorganised
innoficiant
and unmotivated
but…
IM FUN!

no 1 dies a virgin,life screwz us all!

By: Kayls

Kayls — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 10:54:43 +0000

-How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? – Homer Simpson

-Milhouse: Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?*

-Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils

-Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

By: kelli mullin

kelli mullin — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 15:44:53 +0000

don’t hurt yorself thinking it will make you dumb

By: Mark

Mark — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 11:47:10 +0000

My wife and i were happy for 20 years… then we met.