Comments on: Stupid Sayings and Quotes

By: aj

aj — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 08:19:02 +0000

ohh. here is one of my favs. I ate my homework cuz my teacher said it was a piece of cake. – She lied

Anonymous — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 22:03:07 +0000

Your number of friends on Facebook is inversely proportional to your number of friends in real life!

Anonymous — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 14:16:46 +0000

have you seen helen kellers dog?

she hasn’t either.

dude — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 05:43:04 +0000

Skydivings over rated!who the hell jumps out of a perfectly good plane!

RobertPattinsonSucks — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 04:36:07 +0000

Last Night I was looking up at the stars wondering… where the hell is my ceiling

I’m not prejudice… I hate everyone equally

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you jump off a bridge, I laugh even harder

I called your boyfriend gay and he slapped me with his purse

Men are like slinkies. They bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

There’s no such things as stupid questions, only stupid people who ask questions.

I’m not random. I just have a lot of- HEY LOOK! A SQUIRELL!

bouba — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 22:54:38 +0000

seriously stop it with those stupid lemon jokes,

jack — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 19:22:30 +0000

Stop it with the lemon jokes seriously!!!!

Aly — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 19:06:18 +0000

Paper beats rock huh? Well how about i throw a rock at you and you defend yourself with a piece of paper?

itzyari — Wed, 23 Feb 2011 16:31:21 +0000

when life gives you lemmons make apple juice then laugh while everyones tryna figure out what the hell you did. hahaha

Tony Rawlinson — Fri, 18 Feb 2011 20:12:04 +0000

“Somebody needs to rub my belly and tell me I’m pretty.” =0)~