Comments on: Stupid Sayings and Quotes

By: Cierra

Cierra — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 19:44:22 +0000

Not a lemon one!:

If life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and yell “TASTE THE FREAKING RAINBOW!”

mina — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 19:03:28 +0000

whats the dumbest question???!!
asking a pregnant woman is she virgin …:P

meera — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 12:12:35 +0000

besr site i ever seen!!!!!!!!!

shoe — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:54:49 +0000

I love to procrastinate, but I keep putting it off.

roger — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 06:03:50 +0000

nobody knows anything but the people that do do not tell anyone

crazy — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 04:17:07 +0000

when you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

if earth is our mother, who’s our grandmother?

crazysyco — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 04:12:38 +0000

three guys walked into a bar. the fourth guy ducked.

sup:-) — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 06:52:09 +0000

I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.

I’m not normally a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman!

I’m not paranoid, they really are after me.

He who laughs last probably doesn’t understand the joke

Why is the word ‘Abbreviation’ so long?

Error. Keyboard not found. Press any key to continue…

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

random chick — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 06:48:44 +0000

don’t drink and drive… u might hit a bump and spill your drink.

help i’ve fallen over and can’t…Hey! nice carpet

if at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence you tried.

If the early bird catches the worm, what about the worm?

if you choke a smurf what colour does it turn?

two wrongs dont make a right but three lefts do

If god is inside us, then I hope he likes Fajita’s, cause that’s what he’s getting.

If I look confused it’s because I’m thinking.

If 50 million people say a foolish thing, it’s still a foolish thing.

Rain — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 02:58:53 +0000

If I post an ORIGINAL lemon joke will everyone stop?
good:

When life gives you lemons, hope life also gave you sugar or your lemonade is gunna suck.