http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-dumb-quotes-questions-sayings/southern-dictionary-translation.html Funny English mistakes, jokes, signs, pics, quotes, sayings and more Fri, 29 Jul 2011 14:51:44 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-dumb-quotes-questions-sayings/southern-dictionary-translation.html/comment-page-1#comment-293457 Caroline Wed, 09 Mar 2011 03:49:31 +0000 http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-dumb-quotes-questions-sayings/southern-dictionary-translation.html#comment-293457 Being a slave is hard work and lately I have become popular among my other friends that are slaves. I have been telling them stories about witches and they can not get enough of it. I have met a boy named Huck Finn and he seems like a very superstitious little boy. The other night he came to me to ask me about my magic hairball that is supposedly from an ox’s stomach. Then Huck told me the whole story about how he saw foot prints from Pap in the snow. Huck seemed like he really needed to know what his father was wanting so he came to me for the magic hairball. Being a slave is hard work and lately I have become popular among my other friends that are slaves. I have been telling them stories about witches and they can not get enough of it. I have met a boy named Huck Finn and he seems like a very superstitious little boy. The other night he came to me to ask me about my magic hairball that is supposedly from an ox’s stomach. Then Huck told me the whole story about how he saw foot prints from Pap in the snow. Huck seemed like he really needed to know what his father was wanting so he came to me for the magic hairball.

]]> http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-dumb-quotes-questions-sayings/southern-dictionary-translation.html/comment-page-1#comment-110267 Anonymous Sun, 18 Apr 2010 22:20:22 +0000 http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-dumb-quotes-questions-sayings/southern-dictionary-translation.html#comment-110267 Norm said, "Let's go fishing." "All right. Park the car. Don't park it in town. I want to get a sandwich before we head off. Maybe I'll get something extra, too I might get a bowl of soup and a big sandwich. I'll get a soft drink, too. You want something to drink> I'll put it all in the shopping cart." Norm said, “Let’s go fishing.”
“All right. Park the car. Don’t park it in town. I want to get a sandwich before we head off. Maybe I’ll get something extra, too I might get a bowl of soup and a big sandwich. I’ll get a soft drink, too. You want something to drink> I’ll put it all in the shopping cart.”

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