Comments on: Really Funny Bad Starting Paragraphs of Novels

By: iman

iman — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 23:06:24 +0000

i picked up the PHONE and said “WHAT THE NUMBER FOR 911?!”

Hugh — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 21:38:28 +0000

A few of these got me in tears laughing. Thank you.

Olivia — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 00:18:48 +0000

The early summer sky was the color of cat vomit.
-Uglies by Scott Westerfield

Michael Gornbein — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 02:27:53 +0000

Jonathon White awoke to the sound of a beating heart. It was his own.