Comments on: Really Funny Stupid Questions

By: ThePianoKnowsSomething i don't...

ThePianoKnowsSomething i don't... — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:34:58 +0000

Yo number 552, Torture killer?
YOU must be sniffing glue or huffing paint. The jokes are on for fun, not literal critisism. These questions do sound pretty funny if you have any sense of humor whatsoever. You COMPLETELY lost the WHOLE IDEA of this whole website. And, really, do you want a cookie or something? Okay, so you ruined everyone’s fun. YOU’RE the one that looked this up anyway. WHAT is WRONG with you? And, honestly, if someone misspells something, WHO GIVES? You have WAAAAY too much time on your hands. Here’s a sentence dedicated to you: This webbcyte iz AUHSUM, it ceeriussliy deesurves aynn uhwared.
I can see if you want to say something like, ” I don’t think it was all that funny,” that’s fine, but your comment was RIDICULOUS
YOU JUST GOT SERVED BY A HAWAIIAN CHICK!
You’re welcome.

By: Nomed

Nomed — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 04:27:27 +0000

Technically, for those who keep asking “If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?” Baby oil is another name for mineral oil, therefore baby oil is made from minerals and not babies, as the question implies.

By: TortureKiller

TortureKiller — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:10:13 +0000

I swear, most of you people have to be sniffing glue or huffing paint. 95% of these are not funny or ironic in any way. Possibly 70% of them have answers that are common knowledge, the remaining 25% have answers. Some of this stuff is just plain wrong headed. Dry ice would not get you wet, it is solidified carbon dioxide and it will not burn you (again, it’s solid carbon dioxide). We call something retarded because that means slow or backward, not because it is a physical defect or brain disease, so “teen pregnancy” or “brain cancer” just doesn’t fit, does it? As for who Cain and Abel mated with? The Bible, in all it’s ignorant glory, states that they got their wives from the land of Nod, where God sent Enoch and the first round of “people” for being bad. Makes even more sense now, huh? One last thing and I’ll quit being a downer… Learn to spell! The box we type our messages into has a built in spell checker if you are using a modern browser. Use the mother trucker!

By: mason

mason — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 03:31:19 +0000

if the temperature is 0 degrees today an is suppose to be twice the degrees tomorrow how many degrees is it tomorrow??

By: yo

yo — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 02:22:21 +0000

if you say to someone “drop dead!” and they do, is it considered murder?

By: smed537

smed537 — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 19:38:51 +0000

why do dryer sheets stick to my clothes?

By: Mr. Junior

Mr. Junior — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 02:33:41 +0000

you know your a redneck if your condoms say family size

By: Omniscient

Omniscient — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 00:26:14 +0000

169: Thats a pretty ignorant answer to the question, “Why do they have braille at a drive-thru ATM?” If the passengers were blind and the driver could see, they STILL wouldnt need the braille. Ur not going to have ur passenger reach across u to the window and feel the amounts to tell u what they want when u can just ask before or during the transaction.

By: ThePianoKnowsSomething i don't...

ThePianoKnowsSomething i don't... — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 00:13:00 +0000

#143 some other words for thesaurus are lexicon, onomasticon, language reference book,and terminology. READ A BOOK SOMETIME!!!
And to everyone who keeps saying “Stop repeating things!” just to let you know, you’re repeating things too… so just stop wasting time yourselves.
And if you read this whole list, you have WAY too much time on your hands ROFLOL.

By: Feez

Feez — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:38:22 +0000

Why do we always say “Heavens NO” but “Hell YEAH”?