Comments on: Funny expressions for saying someone is stupid or strange

By: G. W.

G. W. — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 01:03:59 +0000

He was a real ace, but I might have mispronounced that a little.

Anonymous — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 04:40:18 +0000

the apple fell out of the tree and hit every branch on the way down

Tim — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 15:05:05 +0000

The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train aint comin’!

David Holey — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 03:51:51 +0000

your as bright as a burnt out light bulb

want some cheese with your wine

your dumber than a sac full of potatoes

did your mother have any kids that lived

you couldnt poor piss out of a boot with the directions on the heel

David Holey — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 03:40:27 +0000

he is as sharp as a bowling ball

Glenn — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 16:59:00 +0000

If brains were gas, he wouldn’t have enough to drive around the inside of a Cheerio

melissa — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 06:40:20 +0000

not the sharpest knife in the drawer
not the brightest crayon in the box
has one oar out of the water
dumber than a box of rocks

Mike W — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 20:00:24 +0000

He’s as sharp as a bowling ball

Schaer — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 20:17:21 +0000

His cheese done slipped off his cracker

Sherry B — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 03:36:24 +0000

He’s a clown shy of a circus.

He’s a tree shy of a hammock.