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Funny expressions for saying someone is stupid or strange
We’ve all heard a clever and witty way to describe someone who isn’t too bright or who acts a bit unusual. Here’s a collection of some of the best funny expressions for describing people who are a little, um, what’s the delicate way to say it? Stupid. Gee, I wish there were another way to say that…
- He’s one taco short of a combo plate.
- A few beans short of a chalupa.
- one sandwich short of a picnic
- A few beers short of a six-pack
- One brick short of a load
- A few cards short of a deck.
- A few bees short of a hive.
- He’s one chopstick short.
- He’s one egg roll short of a Pu Pu Platter.
More expressions that are nicer ways of saying someone is strange, stupid, dumb or not very bright or smart.
- His rocket isn’t working on all thrusters.
- Redefined the term “Third Grader”.
- Needs jumper cable leads on her skull.
- Slept his way up the food chain.
- Check the air pressure in her head.
- The only thing that keeps it from going in one ear and out the other is the “For Rent” sign in the middle.
- In the event of a water landing, his skull may be used as a flotation device.
- Couldn’t find his butt with both hands if it had a bell on it.
- Someone needs to spackle her mouth closed before the rest of her intelligence escapes.
- He is a few fries short of a happy meal.
- His wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead.
- Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.
- His antenna does not pick up all the channels.
- His brain downloads at dial up but uploads at high speed.
- His receiver is off the hook.
- He’s all foam no beer.
- He’s one coffee bean short of a cappuccino.
- As smart as bait.
- I think his slinky is so kinked it won’t slink.
- I think his skylight leaks a little.
- That boy doesn’t have all his dogs on one leash.
- I think her sewing machine is out of thread.
- That guy has a bit too much yardage between the goal posts.
- If brains were taxed, he’d get a refund.
- He’s eating with only one chopstick.
- Keeps his brain in good condition.
- not playing with a full deck
- to have bats in the belfrey
- to have kangeroo loose in the top paddock
- as crazy as a sack full of ferrets
- out to lunch
- as nutty as a fruit cake
- as mad as a hatter
- his elevator doesn’t quite go to the top floor
- the lights are on, but nobody’s home
- he’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer
- He’s 1 peanut short of a snickers
- He’s not hitting on all six cylinders
- He’s screw already hit the floor.
- His brother was an only child.
- Pretty house, but nobody’s home.
- He’s got a hole in his bag of marbles.
- I think his screen is missing a few pixels.
- His cord doesn’t quite reach the outlet.
- He’s a few channels short of cable.
- If clues were shoes he’d be barefooted.
- If his brains were dynamite, he couldn’t blow his nose.
- She can speak 200 words a minute with gusts up to 300.
- He has verbal diarrhea and mental constipation.
Page topic: Expressions for someone who is not bright. Funny ways to say someone is stupid, dumb or strange
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January 19th, 2008 at 4:14 am
He’s a couple of quarters short of a roll.
April 1st, 2008 at 8:36 pm
He’s a clown shy of a circus.
He’s a tree shy of a hammock.
July 14th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
His cheese done slipped off his cracker
August 23rd, 2008 at 2:00 pm
He’s as sharp as a bowling ball
September 11th, 2008 at 12:40 am
not the sharpest knife in the drawer
not the brightest crayon in the box
has one oar out of the water
dumber than a box of rocks
September 24th, 2008 at 10:59 am
If brains were gas, he wouldn’t have enough to drive around the inside of a Cheerio
December 3rd, 2008 at 9:40 pm
he is as sharp as a bowling ball
December 3rd, 2008 at 9:51 pm
your as bright as a burnt out light bulb
want some cheese with your wine
your dumber than a sac full of potatoes
did your mother have any kids that lived
you couldnt poor piss out of a boot with the directions on the heel
January 22nd, 2009 at 9:05 am
The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train aint comin’!
February 27th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
the apple fell out of the tree and hit every branch on the way down
November 9th, 2009 at 7:03 pm
He was a real ace, but I might have mispronounced that a little.
January 14th, 2010 at 10:50 am
She’s not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree