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Funny expressions for saying someone is stupid or strange

 

 

We’ve all heard a clever and witty way to describe someone who isn’t too bright or who acts a bit unusual. Here’s a collection of some of the best funny expressions for describing people who are a little, um, what’s the delicate way to say it? Stupid. Gee, I wish there were another way to say that…

 

  • He’s one taco short of a combo plate.
  • A few beans short of a chalupa.
  • one sandwich short of a picnic
  • A few beers short of a six-pack
  • One brick short of a load
  • A few cards short of a deck.
  • A few bees short of a hive.
  • He’s one chopstick short.
  • He’s one egg roll short of a Pu Pu Platter.

 

 

More expressions that are nicer ways of saying someone is strange, stupid, dumb or not very bright or smart.

 

 

  • His rocket isn’t working on all thrusters.
  • Redefined the term “Third Grader”.
  • Needs jumper cable leads on her skull.
  • Slept his way up the food chain.
  • Check the air pressure in her head.
  • The only thing that keeps it from going in one ear and out the other is the “For Rent” sign in the middle.
  • In the event of a water landing, his skull may be used as a flotation device.
  • Couldn’t find his butt with both hands if it had a bell on it.
  • Someone needs to spackle her mouth closed before the rest of her intelligence escapes.
  • He is a few fries short of a happy meal.
  • His wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead.
  • Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.
  • His antenna does not pick up all the channels.
  • His brain downloads at dial up but uploads at high speed.
  • His receiver is off the hook.
  • He’s all foam no beer.
  • He’s one coffee bean short of a cappuccino.
  • As smart as bait.
  • I think his slinky is so kinked it won’t slink.
  • I think his skylight leaks a little.
  • That boy doesn’t have all his dogs on one leash.
  • I think her sewing machine is out of thread.
  • That guy has a bit too much yardage between the goal posts.
  • If brains were taxed, he’d get a refund.
  • He’s eating with only one chopstick.
  • Keeps his brain in good condition.
  • not playing with a full deck
  • to have bats in the belfrey
  • to have kangeroo loose in the top paddock
  • as crazy as a sack full of ferrets
  • out to lunch
  • as nutty as a fruit cake
  • as mad as a hatter
  • his elevator doesn’t quite go to the top floor
  • the lights are on, but nobody’s home
  • he’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer
  • He’s 1 peanut short of a snickers
  • He’s not hitting on all six cylinders
  • He’s screw already hit the floor.
  • His brother was an only child.
  • Pretty house, but nobody’s home.
  • He’s got a hole in his bag of marbles.
  • I think his screen is missing a few pixels.
  • His cord doesn’t quite reach the outlet.
  • He’s a few channels short of cable.
  • If clues were shoes he’d be barefooted.
  • If his brains were dynamite, he couldn’t blow his nose.
  • She can speak 200 words a minute with gusts up to 300.
  • He has verbal diarrhea and mental constipation.

 

 

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11 Responses to “Funny expressions for saying someone is stupid or strange””

  1. Sue B. Says:
    January 19th, 2008 at 4:14 am

    He’s a couple of quarters short of a roll.

  2. Sherry B Says:
    April 1st, 2008 at 8:36 pm

    He’s a clown shy of a circus.

    He’s a tree shy of a hammock.

  3. Schaer Says:
    July 14th, 2008 at 2:17 pm

    His cheese done slipped off his cracker

  4. Mike W Says:
    August 23rd, 2008 at 2:00 pm

    He’s as sharp as a bowling ball

  5. melissa Says:
    September 11th, 2008 at 12:40 am

    not the sharpest knife in the drawer
    not the brightest crayon in the box
    has one oar out of the water
    dumber than a box of rocks

  6. Glenn Says:
    September 24th, 2008 at 10:59 am

    If brains were gas, he wouldn’t have enough to drive around the inside of a Cheerio

  7. David Holey Says:
    December 3rd, 2008 at 9:40 pm

    he is as sharp as a bowling ball

  8. David Holey Says:
    December 3rd, 2008 at 9:51 pm

    your as bright as a burnt out light bulb

    want some cheese with your wine

    your dumber than a sac full of potatoes

    did your mother have any kids that lived

    you couldnt poor piss out of a boot with the directions on the heel

  9. Tim Says:
    January 22nd, 2009 at 9:05 am

    The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train aint comin’!

  10. Anonymous Says:
    February 27th, 2009 at 10:40 pm

    the apple fell out of the tree and hit every branch on the way down

  11. G. W. Says:
    November 9th, 2009 at 7:03 pm

    He was a real ace, but I might have mispronounced that a little.

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