Comments on: Funny Epitaphs and Tombstones from old cemeteries

By: Brian W. Johnson (Mauzerolle)

Brian W. Johnson (Mauzerolle) — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 23:01:46 +0000

“I lived my life, but now I’m dead.
Obviously I don’t want any visitors,
so get it through your thick head!”

*Note* Seriously, I intend to have this put into my will and carved onto my tombstone, or something much like it.

By: jeff blackman

jeff blackman — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 21:39:16 +0000

Farewell Governor Halifax
paid his own Hanging tax
which stretched his patience
and his neck

By: jeff blackman

jeff blackman — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 21:23:52 +0000

6 feet down
The dirty hound
watch yer step
never more

By: L.J

L.J — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 00:38:56 +0000

here lies
i.m.
dead
put a bullet through his head

By: Dee

Dee — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 19:48:47 +0000

“I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK!”

By: Darc Discordia

Darc Discordia — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 19:28:12 +0000

Here lies the body of Richard Broughton
Whose death, alas, was strangely brought on.
Trying his corns one day to mow off,
His razor slipped and cut his toe off.
His toe, or rather, what it grew to
An inflammation quickly few to.
Which took, alas, to mortifying,
And was the cause of Richard’s dying.

By: hug jazz

hug jazz — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 01:12:02 +0000

it was snowing as i got out of bed
i went outside to ride my sled
i crashed into a tree and hit my head
now i lye there dead

By: frkdrytgfy

frkdrytgfy — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 16:17:13 +0000

im a dead dude

By: blahblahblah

blahblahblah — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 21:33:45 +0000

Here lies an old man named Bert
Peoples’ feelings he liked to hurt
The children were sad
The adults are mad
And now he’s buried in dirt
=)
note:this may be stupid, im only 13

By: Stirling West

Stirling West — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 22:13:25 +0000

Here lies the body of John O’Day,
Who died maintaining his right of way,
His way was right, his will was strong,
But he’s just as dead as if he were wrong