Comments on: Funny Epitaphs and Tombstones from old cemeteries

By: Jack

Jack — Fri, 08 Jul 2011 03:03:05 +0000

This one really is real:

Here lies a dead guy

James — Fri, 08 Jul 2011 03:02:29 +0000

Here lies Anne Mann.
She lived an old maid.
She died an old mann.

Mike from Columbia, MD — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 03:48:37 +0000

Here lies the body of nanny McPhee
who fixed all the bad kids she met,
except me!

timmyboy65 — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 03:59:50 +0000

Here beneath you is poor old Jake, who stepped on the gas instead of the brake.

Beth — Fri, 18 Feb 2011 06:49:50 +0000

Or how ’bout…

“Don’t cry for me,
I am not here.
Just dance in the rain,
And celebrate my life with beer!”

Beth — Fri, 18 Feb 2011 06:45:03 +0000

I plan on having this put on mine eventually… no hurry though…

“Loving Mother To Three Daughters & Two Sons, Tough as Nails, Wife To None.
Off To Heaven… In Search Of Fun!”

sarah — Fri, 17 Dec 2010 05:51:35 +0000

“I found that first step, they told me to watch out for…”

A first and last visit to an almost remodeled home. ;)

Daroob — Sun, 21 Nov 2010 01:19:32 +0000

Blues singer’s epitath:

“I didn’t get up this morning”

Brandy — Sun, 14 Nov 2010 04:23:51 +0000

Help me out someone. I don’t understand the last eptiaph. I’ve thought about it but I just don’t get it. Thanks! :)

gravey — Thu, 28 Oct 2010 23:29:18 +0000

Tom Laften was not skinny,
And he loved his wife Ginny,
One day he was eating dinner
And he fell on the floor in a shiver.

Here lies Tom Laften in his gravey. (grave, gravy)