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Really Funny Bumper Stickers
The best dumb and funny bumper stickers and great one liners from Tshirts and graffiti.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply
Work is for people who don’t know how to fish.
IRS We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.
Cover me. I’m changing lanes.
If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…
24 hours in a day … 24 beers in a case …coincidence?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked
something.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
Don’t hit me. My lawyer’s in jail.
This isn’t burger king, you can’t have it your way.
How can I be overdrawn, I still have checks!
If something goes without saying, LET IT!
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
BEER: It’s not just for breakfast anymore.
I got a gun for my wife, best trade I’ve ever made.
So you’re a feminist…Isn’t that cute, honey!
Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer.
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
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January 20th, 2008 at 1:55 am
me and my cousin were looking for something to laugh at. First we looked up “ipoop” on ebay, and it showed lots. They weren’t as funny as these though!!!!
January 20th, 2008 at 3:15 am
HEy i got one!!this is actually for all the people who listen to their music really, really, loud so,everyone who drives with their music so loud that the whole world can hear it!
If i wanted to listen to your crappy music I would be in your crappy car!
April 19th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
“How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?”
The answer is:
You can see your words!
XD