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More Funny Questions and Dumb, Stupid questions to Ponder
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More of the best of those stupid, funny questions for you to think about…
Why is an alarm clock going “off” when it actually turns on?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
Why is it called a “drive through” if you have to stop?
Why does mineral water that has “trickled through mountains for centuries” go out of date next year?
Are part time band leaders called semi-conductors?
Why are Softballs hard?
Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
If the professor on Giligan’s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn’t it be called an inlet
Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
Can blind people see their dreams?
Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least when you legally can’t go that fast on any road?
Why do they call it “getting your dog fixed” if afterwards it doesn’t work anymore?
Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn’t it be leaving a dump?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn’t usually wear any pants?
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet? –Lily Tomlin
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why’s it still #2?
Why is a professional who invests your money called a “broker”?
What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?
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73 Responses to “More Funny Questions and Dumb, Stupid questions to Ponder””
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Section: Stupid, Funny Quotes, Questions & Sayings
April 1st, 2008 at 8:44 pm
Why do we park in driveways, and drive on parkways?
May 14th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Why are hamburgers called hamburgers if there is no ham in them?
May 28th, 2008 at 7:14 am
what is racecar spelled bacwards
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Emma, Hamburgers are called hamburgers because they were made in a place called hamburg somewhere in Europe :) I saw it on a McDonalds advert lol I used to think that too
July 15th, 2008 at 12:52 am
Stacey parrots George Carlin. Thought to ponder? Sure…he shared that little nugget bout 31 yrs ago. At least give the man credit…genius that he was.
August 16th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Why do they have brail in drive through banks?
August 20th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
If a retail outlet is open 24/7, why are there locks on the doors ?
September 4th, 2008 at 12:06 am
Humans go to heaven and get wings, do birds get arms when they go to heaven?
September 4th, 2008 at 12:09 am
Why is the word abbreviate so long?
September 4th, 2008 at 12:09 am
Why don’t they have mouse flavored cat food?
September 4th, 2008 at 12:10 am
spell yo bannana boy backwards
September 4th, 2008 at 12:11 am
Why is rush hour so slow?
September 4th, 2008 at 12:12 am
Why cant women put on makeup with there mouth closed?
September 11th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
is a fly without wings called a walk????
September 15th, 2008 at 8:43 am
why do babies spit up and adults throw up?
September 15th, 2008 at 8:44 am
why do they call it spit up when u actually spit down?
September 29th, 2008 at 8:49 pm
If you send something by ship its called cargo, if you send something by truck its called a shipment. Isn’t that backward?
September 29th, 2008 at 8:51 pm
If you can break a peice of styrofoam, but packing things in styrofoam prevents them from being broken, then what do they pack styrofoam in to prevent it from breaking?
October 1st, 2008 at 3:04 pm
why do kamikazi pilots wear helmets????
October 4th, 2008 at 8:18 am
Why do we wear a “pair” of shorts if we are just wearing one?
October 8th, 2008 at 11:48 am
Why do people complain about this website AT this website?(i seen it on other topics)
October 29th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
the more you study the more you know.the more you know the more you forget.the more you forget the less you know.so why study?
November 1st, 2008 at 9:09 pm
if barbies so popular why do you have to buy her friends? south park rocks
November 1st, 2008 at 9:11 pm
nerd stands for not even remotely dorky so thanks for the compliment.and i agree sp rocks
December 14th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
Why is Bannana split called Bannana Split?
April 25th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
why is poop brown when pooped
May 26th, 2009 at 1:48 am
Why is a boxing ‘ring’ square?
May 31st, 2009 at 2:07 am
why do they call them buildings if they’re already built?
June 3rd, 2009 at 7:18 pm
Why are they called apartments when they are all so close together?
July 15th, 2009 at 8:21 pm
I think this website is AWESOME!!! This website can make anybody laugh if they need it & if they don’t laugh they must not have a funny bone & be bums! Another question for your website: Can fat people go skinny dipping???lolz .
July 25th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
if a sign says no shirt, no shoes, no service… do you have to wear pants
July 25th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
if the nascar trophy is called the piston cup… why do they drink out of it
July 28th, 2009 at 4:15 am
Why does mineral water that has “trickled through mountains for centuries” go out of date next year?
This is NOT a stupid question. This is a serious one in fact. Water that flows always stays fresh. When it stops, it starts to get “rotten”. This is called stagnation. This is actually also a law of the universe “Law of Vibration” everything is constantly in motion, anything that doesn’t keep moving eventually dies.
October 5th, 2009 at 11:44 am
In “Guliver and the Little people”…. who Was of the normal height??? Guliver OR people?
November 18th, 2009 at 7:42 am
#25 Are you retarded?
November 20th, 2009 at 2:53 am
@ #30: no, fat people do not go skinny dipping. we go chunky dunking! heehee
November 25th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
Where does your lap go when you stand up?
December 2nd, 2009 at 5:40 pm
Any of you wanna hear a dumb one?
Why doesn’t McDonalds sell hotdogs?
December 14th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
again…#25…r u retarded?!? tht doesnt make any sense!!
January 7th, 2010 at 8:53 am
If u r cross eyed and dyslexic, can you see ok?
February 3rd, 2010 at 7:14 am
why greenland is called greenland when it is covered with ice?
February 10th, 2010 at 8:24 pm
exactly what did jack n jill need that water 4?
March 3rd, 2010 at 12:23 am
Can a Vampire get Aids?
March 3rd, 2010 at 12:26 am
Can you give a homeless person house arrest? And another one…
If you throw a car out a car window, would that be Kitty Litter?
March 3rd, 2010 at 1:47 pm
#25Emmanuel Rio
if ur gonna put sumthin that stupid on here at least spell banana right u moron
March 4th, 2010 at 12:07 pm
Why do they say get on the plane when you are actually getting in the plane?
-George Carlin
March 8th, 2010 at 5:11 pm
What happens to the white when the snow melts?
March 23rd, 2010 at 5:01 pm
If a lama has babies its a mama lama.
If a lama comes from Nassau in the islands
its a bahama lama and if the president bought a
lama itd be a Obama lama.
Then why is a religous lama
a Dali lama
April 1st, 2010 at 5:33 pm
Pants or shorts, are called a pair, because pants used to be one leg each, and you buttoned them together, so it was a pair.
April 3rd, 2010 at 9:19 pm
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can’t.
April 5th, 2010 at 12:18 am
In Army Officers are called as officer and gentleman,Why not u call the NCOs as NCO and gentlemen …
April 7th, 2010 at 10:14 pm
if your happy and someone makes you sad where does the happieness go?
April 19th, 2010 at 3:23 pm
@ #47: Nothing “happens” to it. “Frozen” water (snow) refracts the light in such a way that it looks white to our eyes. This is because of how the molecules are oriented. The liquid form doesn’t do this to the water so it appears clear.
April 30th, 2010 at 10:51 am
can we actually waste time if we don’t have time?
May 18th, 2010 at 12:03 pm
I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included
May 22nd, 2010 at 12:15 pm
Why do people use the phrase “I’m bringing sexy back”? Where did it ever go?
May 29th, 2010 at 4:18 am
why do we pay to go up towers, then pay to use the binoculars, to look at the ground when we can just stay on the ground and look for free ha ha
June 12th, 2010 at 4:23 am
#41 Greenland is covered n ice, and iceland is covered in grass. its cuz they didnt want people coming to there countries anymore so they would trick people! :)
June 13th, 2010 at 4:27 am
if dog is a man best friend, why the sign said “BEWARE OF DOG”??
June 19th, 2010 at 4:41 pm
no racial comments intended: If american mothers use small spoons and forks to feed their babies, then what do asian people use? toothpicks?
July 23rd, 2010 at 2:34 am
Why are they called Moustaches and not mouthbrows
July 30th, 2010 at 12:49 pm
Why are disabled toilets the only ones big enough to run around in?
August 3rd, 2010 at 3:59 pm
DO CANNIBALS THINK CLOWNS TASTE FUNNY?
August 6th, 2010 at 4:02 pm
Wow u guys are funny. Nd b nice to #25 I can’t spell either!!! Lol
August 12th, 2010 at 4:17 pm
IF BANK IS NOT A TREE……WHY IT HAVE BRANCHES!!!
August 13th, 2010 at 10:03 am
Is it me who cries like the baby or the baby who cry like me????? Hahahahaha think bout that!!!!!
August 13th, 2010 at 11:41 am
@41 its called greenland because the ice is green jk jk its called greenland and covered in ice because they wanted to trick there enimeies making them think that greenland was nothing but lush green land.. and names iceland ”iceland because they wanted them to think that it was covered in ice when really its lush with green land lolz
August 13th, 2010 at 11:49 am
hey i absolutly love this webie site!!! imma gonna add it as meh signature to every thing my mypspace facebook everything!
August 14th, 2010 at 8:36 pm
there are 10 people who understand binary. those who do and those who dont
August 16th, 2010 at 11:29 pm
If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
August 19th, 2010 at 10:35 pm
(#25 i got ya) the banana question’s valid, or the mods wouldnt’ve let it pass, f(explitive deleted)kers!
if everything’s weird all the time, is it normal?
August 25th, 2010 at 5:29 pm
Okay who ever said that dorA rimes with exploreR is a compleat idiot!!!! Lol…. Do u guys no there’s some one reading these txt b4 it gose on the website?
August 30th, 2010 at 6:34 am
When the bad guys fire a bullet on superman he takes the bullet on his chest. Why does he duck when the guy throws the gun at him?