Here are more funny, cute, clever and witty bumper stickers and one liners:
Honk If Anything Falls Off.
Cover Me, I’m Changing Lanes.
I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed
You! Out Of The Gene Pool – Now!
I Do Whatever My R ice Krispies Tell Me To.
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over…
(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph
Also Are Timed For 70 mph
Guys: No Shirt, No Service
Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
Boldly Going Nowhere.
Caution – Driver Legally Blonde.
Heart Attacks: God’s Revenge
For Eating His Animal Friends
Horn broken – watch for finger
Man who walks thru airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok
People who say “nothing is impossible” have never tried slamming a revolving door.
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