More Funny, Cute, Clever and Witty Bumper Stickers

Here are more funny, cute, clever and witty bumper stickers and one liners:

Honk If Anything Falls Off.

 

Cover Me, I’m Changing Lanes.

 

I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed
Person.

 

You! Out Of The Gene Pool – Now!

 

I Do Whatever My R ice Krispies Tell Me To.

 

Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

 

If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over…
(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)

 

Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph
Also Are Timed For 70 mph

 

Guys: No Shirt, No Service

Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

 

Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.

 

Boldly Going Nowhere.

 

Caution – Driver Legally Blonde.

 

Heart Attacks: God’s Revenge
For Eating His Animal Friends

 

Horn broken – watch for finger

 

Man who walks thru airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok

 

People who say “nothing is impossible” have never tried slamming a revolving door.

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