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		<title>By: Sailleena Saz</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sailleena Saz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 23:03:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why do they call it a hamburger if it&#039;s made with beef?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why do they call it a hamburger if it&#8217;s made with beef?</p>
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		<title>By: Anup</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anup</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 04:09:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The man with imagination is neven alone</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The man with imagination is neven alone</p>
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		<title>By: The yellow sun The purple sku</title>
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		<dc:creator>The yellow sun The purple sku</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2009 06:31:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Somepeople say &quot;When life gives you lemons, make lemonaide.&quot; 
I prefer &quot;When life gives you lemons, make orange juice.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Somepeople say &#8220;When life gives you lemons, make lemonaide.&#8221;<br />
I prefer &#8220;When life gives you lemons, make orange juice.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: rabya khan</title>
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		<dc:creator>rabya khan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 21:35:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i wonder if we could make candles out of ear wax</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i wonder if we could make candles out of ear wax</p>
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:14:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>alcohol gives the answer, but I forgot the question</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>alcohol gives the answer, but I forgot the question</p>
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		<title>By: Desire..aks</title>
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		<dc:creator>Desire..aks</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 05:16:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;ve been trying to find another word for synonym</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been trying to find another word for synonym</p>
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		<title>By: Sebastian</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sebastian</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 11:15:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Me, ambivalent? Well,yes and no!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Me, ambivalent? Well,yes and no!!</p>
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		<title>By: Tristen</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tristen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 01:43:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>When life gives you lemons, use them to squart lemon juice into the eyes of your enemies.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When life gives you lemons, use them to squart lemon juice into the eyes of your enemies.</p>
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		<title>By: Emily</title>
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		<dc:creator>Emily</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 15:04:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>what happens when a poisonous spiders bites his tongue.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>what happens when a poisonous spiders bites his tongue.</p>
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		<title>By: leah</title>
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		<dc:creator>leah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 23:29:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?</description>
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