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Top 10 Dumb Sports Quotes & Bloopers of All Time

1. Well, I see in the game in Minnesota that Terry Felton has relieved himself on the mound in the second inning. — Fred White, Kansas City Royals sportscaster, reading a wire-service summary that mistakenly showed the same starter and relief pitcher for the Minnesota Twins.

2. “I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.” – Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

3. “We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees.” – Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks.

4. “I’ve won at every level, except college and pro.”
-Shaquille O’Neal, on his lack of championships.

5. “I quit school in the sixth grade because of pneumonia. Not because I had it, but because I couldn’t spell it.”
-Boxing great Rocky Graziano

6. “I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father”
-Greg Norman

7. “I’m rich. What am I supposed to do, hide it?”
-Detroit Tiger Lou Whitaker, arriving in a stretch limo for a players’ union meeting during the 1994 baseball strike.

8. “The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.”
Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.

9. “I can play in the center, on the right, and occasionally on the left side.” – soccer star David Beckham, asked if he was a “volatile” player.

10. “Half this game is ninety per cent mental.” – Danny Ozark, Philadelphia Phillies manager.

Honorable mention:

“There is one word in America that says it all, and that word is, ‘You never know.’”
-Pitcher Joaquin Andujar

“That’s why I don’t talk. Because I talk too much.”
-Joaquin Andujar

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4 Responses to “Top 10 Dumb Sports Quotes & Bloopers of All Time””

1. Matt Says:
   November 17th, 2008 at 12:04 pm

   If it was me, I didn’t.
   -Adam Snarski

2. anonymous Says:
   December 30th, 2008 at 1:58 pm

   “His strength’s his strength and that’s his strength, his strength.”

   -Soccer coach Kevin Keegan

3. Desiree Says:
   June 30th, 2009 at 8:18 pm

   “The Marlins are winning 7-5. They’re in a rain delay now. They were losing 5-1 before the rain delay.”
   -Tom McCarthy, Phillies broadcaster

4. Wormtail Says:
   November 1st, 2009 at 2:18 pm

   My favourite was by someone… not sure who..

   “I can throw with my left hand and my right hand. I’m amphibious”!!!!

   *dies laughing*

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