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Funny letters to landlords
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Here are a few excerpts of funny letters to landlords.
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The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.
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I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfires and burnt my knob off.
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This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door.
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The toilet seat is cracked: where do I stand?
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I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall.
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I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
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Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.
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Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk? Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant.
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Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would like a third, so will you please send someone to do something about it.
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Could you please send someone to fix our bath tap? My wife got her toe stuck in it and it is very uncomfortable for us.
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50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are plain filthy
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Will you please send a man to look at my water. It is a funny color and not fit to drink.
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It’s the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow
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I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
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May 30th, 2008 at 8:15 pm
LOL, I can’t get over “Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk? Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant” that was SO funny!
-A
August 17th, 2008 at 12:36 am
HAhaha lol, what did she do with the sidewalk!