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Funny Auto Insurance Claim Excuses


These excuses were on accident claim forms of a major insurance company.  Clients were asked for a brief statement describing their particular car accident, and this is what they wrote.

1. The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.


2. I thought my window was down but found it was up when I put my hand through it.


3. A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.


4. The guy was all over the place. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.


5. I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.


6. The accident occured when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle.


7. I was driving my car out of the driveway in the usual manner, when it was struck by the other car in the same place it had been struck several times before.


8. I was on my way to the doctor’s with rear-end trouble when my universal joint gave way, causing me to have an accident.


9. As I approached the intersection, a stop sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.


10. The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of its path when it struck my front end.


11. To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.


12. My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.


13. An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished.


14. When I saw I could not avoid a collision, I stepped on the gas and crashed into the other car.


15. The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran him over.


16. I saw the slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car.


17. Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have.


18. The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.

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7 Responses to “Funny Auto Insurance Claim Excuses””

  1. McFee Says:
    May 15th, 2008 at 7:37 pm

    Hey, I love these!! Almost sounds like my parents…not really… ;-)

  2. rebecka Gianolio Says:
    July 25th, 2008 at 5:49 pm

    this sounds like my grandpa he`s haveing exuses on anything that gone wrong.

  3. mike Says:
    August 15th, 2008 at 2:37 pm

    Hey I have just had this one sent to me (I am a fleet manager) I was driving along the road and a council truck pulled out infront of me and it had rubbish falling out of the back.
    I considered this to be an offence and thought it best to take down his rego number and report it to the police.
    Whilst I was writting down his number the traffic stopped and I crashed into the back of him.

  4. Belle Says:
    December 1st, 2008 at 4:50 am

    number 9 and 13 are gold!!

  5. Eves Says:
    March 11th, 2009 at 11:24 am

    These are so funny. A great laugh to start the day! :)

  6. Lindsey Says:
    December 8th, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    Learn to spell properly rebecka Gianolio…
    christ.

  7. Imran Says:
    January 17th, 2011 at 7:03 am

    Hilarious….My throat’s hurting from laughing so much.

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