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Funny Quiz Answers
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School humor and jokes:
Actual, Funny Answers to a quiz: A first grade school teacher saved these funny quiz answers about proverbs during a pop quiz test.
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. For a quiz, she gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.
It’s hard to believe these were actually done by first grade kids (6 or 7 year-olds)!
* Strike while the ………insect is close.
* Never underestimate the power of…………ants.
* Don’t bite the hand that………………..looks dirty.
* Better to be safe than…………….punch a grade 7 boy.
* If you lie down with dogs, you’ll…….stink in the morning.
* It’s always darkest before…………DaylightSaving Time.
* You can lead a horse to water but………..how?
* No news is…………………………….impossible.
* A miss is as good as a………………….Mr.
* You can’t teach an old dog new…………..maths.
* Love all, trust………………………..me.
* The pen is mightier than the…………….pigs.
* An idle mind is…………………the best way to relax.
* Where there’s smoke there’s……………..pollution.
* Happy the bride who……………gets all the presents.
* A penny saved is……………………….not much.
* Two’s company, three’s…………………the Musketeers.
* Don’t put off till tomorrow what….you put on to go to bed.
* Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and……….you have to blow your nose.
* There are none so blind as………………Stevie Wonder.
* Children should be seen and not………….smacked or grounded.
* If at first you don’t succeed……………get new batteries.
* You get out of something only what you……see in the picture on the box.
* When the blind leadeth the blind……..get out of the way.
* And the favorite:
* Better late than……………………….pregnant
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May 14th, 2008 at 2:36 am
Awwww, how cute!!
I luv the When the blind leadeth the blind… get out of the way
So cute!!
July 8th, 2008 at 4:40 am
I luvvvvvvvvvvvvvv better late than…………………….pregnant
July 15th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Oh so adorable, the best one is the better late than pregnant
September 21st, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Oh my goodness! I am an elementary education major in college. I have heard many things along these same lines. This is just too cute!
October 5th, 2008 at 7:14 pm
well that was stupid