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Funny Doctor Chart Bloopers
Actual Medical Record Entries Mistakes From Doctors
Discharge status: alive but without permission.
The patient has been depressed ever since
she began seeing me in 1983.
The patient refused an autopsy.
The patient has no past history of suicides.
Patient has left his white blood cells
at another hospital.
Between you and me, we ought to be able
to get this lady pregnant.
She is numb from her toes down.
Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
Since she can’t get pregnant with her husband,
I thought you would like to work her up.
Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid.
Both breasts are equal and reactive
to light and accommodation.
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Section: Funny English Bloopers & Mistakes
March 16th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
In an ICU–Her scrotum is extremely swollen!
August 19th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
I cant believe they went to college! lol
April 29th, 2009 at 5:36 am
“Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid.”
Talkin’ about taking the longer way. :-)
July 7th, 2009 at 4:19 am
hahahaha heres one from my medical school days
“No previous history of dog bites”