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Funny Doctor Chart Bloopers
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Actual Medical Record Entries Mistakes From Doctors
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Discharge status: alive but without permission.
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The patient has been depressed ever since
she began seeing me in 1983.
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The patient refused an autopsy.
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The patient has no past history of suicides.
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Patient has left his white blood cells
at another hospital.
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Between you and me, we ought to be able
to get this lady pregnant.
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She is numb from her toes down.
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Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
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Since she can’t get pregnant with her husband,
I thought you would like to work her up.
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Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
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Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid.
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Both breasts are equal and reactive
to light and accommodation.
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March 16th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
In an ICU–Her scrotum is extremely swollen!
August 19th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
I cant believe they went to college! lol