Comments on: Funny Church Bulletins and Announcement Mistakes and Bloopers

By: Kris

Kris — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:37:17 +0000

As one lay reader preached:
“Our faith should explode like giant geysers (pronounced geezers). Let as all be geysers of God!”

By: cali

cali — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 01:56:40 +0000

Bulletin mess up “Ladies wanting to find more happiness in your life see the pastor for details on joining the group.”

By: cocoa

cocoa — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 19:33:11 +0000

our choire director said once at practice
“ok guys let’s start today from the psalm 150, ‘let everything that has breasts praise the Lord’ ”
that was hilarious, he got so imbarrased and you could see him turn read after he realized what he had just said LOL :D

By: sheeeeeeeeeewww

sheeeeeeeeeewww — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:20:25 +0000

“Don’t give up – Moses was once a basket case.” lol

By: Nancy

Nancy — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 17:49:11 +0000

A men’s choir is starting in two weeks. If you are a man and you like to sin in the shower, consider joining in with other men!

By: Jeremy

Jeremy — Sat, 17 May 2008 04:54:33 +0000

” I have my main text here and my kotex”
-A mistake made by our associate pastor one night when he was preaching he meant to say “cotext”

By: Ashemayu

Ashemayu — Sat, 03 May 2008 11:05:12 +0000

“We are currently running short on mice pies for the church trip, and would be very pleased if you brought us some.”
-A mistake my father made in an announcement.

By: MELISSA

MELISSA — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 02:54:48 +0000

Pastor says, ” Today’s sermon title is “The Seven Steps to Sex”… He meant to say success.. it was very funny… I think the whole church was in tears