Funny Newspaper Headlines

Milk drinkers are turning to powder

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Farmer bill dies in house

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Iraqi head seeks arms

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Eye Drops Off Shelf

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Squad helps dog bite victim

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Dealers will hear car talk at noon

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Enraged cow injures farmer with ax

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Miners refuse to work after death

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Two Soviet ships collide - one dies

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Two sisters reunite after eighteen years at checkout counter

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Nicaragua sets goal to wipe out literacy

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If strike isn't settled quickly it may last a while

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Cold wave linked to temperatures

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Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say

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Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation

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British Left Waffles on Falkan Islands