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Good quotes about Funny: Some of the best great quotes about Funny
Good quotes about Funny: Some of the best great quotes about Funny
I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. - Woody Allen
What’s on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement? - Fred Allen
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person’s plate. - Dave Barry
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. - George Burns
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on? - George Carlin
A word to the wise ain’t necessary - it’s the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby
People always ask me, ‘Were you funny as a child?’ Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is. - Ellen DeGeneres
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity. - Albert Einstein
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. - Albert Einstein
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - W. C. Fields
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. - W. C. Fields
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
I don’t think anyone should write their autobiography until after they’re dead. - Samuel Goldwyn
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope
You’re only has good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz
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