I’ve always had trouble with picking up girls. Whenever I ask one out they always seem to need to do their hair that night or attend some funeral of a distant relative. Eerie, huh? What are the chances that so many girls have such similar schedules…and all seem to have a recently departed great-aunt Margaret? I’m heading for Dragoncon soon though and this time I’m not going to fail! Below is a list of the top twenty (hah! I laugh at your puny top 10 lists) Harry Potter pickup lines. No girl will be able to resist the seductive twist of fandom and come-on…. Wish me luck guys!
- If you were a Dementor, I’d become a criminal just to get your kiss.
- My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!
- I know we’re not in Professor Flitwick’s class, but you still are charming.
- My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
- Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.
- Hagrid’s not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
- Your name must be Severus Severus, because you’re making my prince full blood.
- Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
- I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I’m about to get lucky.
- Without you I feel like I’m in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.
- If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I’d see the two of us together.
- You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You’re growing me a bone.
- You must be magical, because I’ve fallen under your spell.
- I’m not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
- I’d like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
- You don’t even have to say “Luminos Maxima” to turn me on!
- Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you’ve made me stiff.
- Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.
- Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?
- Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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