Online
Degrees and Programs Information Guide
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Masters
in Education degrees online programs
Online
degrees are a relatively new way phenomenon, and the jury is still out
on their effectiveness. That is particularly true with majors which
generally require more interactions and social learning development.
Online education degees certainly qualify as one of those.
Yet,
Masters of Education degrees are often very different than basic
teaching skills. They often involve learning Education administration,
Theory of education and other aspects which are more about personal
intellectual development. It depends on the program and
school,
but many master of education degree programs are gaining respect. And
the degree can certainly increase salary range and career options. The
most important thing is to make sure you choose a program that will
both, help you develop your skills and be recognized by your current or
future employers. So do the research, find
the
dgree program that's right for you, and then don't look back. Stick
with it,
and you'll be glad (eventually) you got an online masters degree in
Education.
School
Jokes: Fun things to do in the school computer lab
Enter the lab, take off your shirt, and start staring at other people
as if they're crazy while typing.
Light candles in a pentagram around your terminal before starting.
Ask around for a spare disk. Offer 25 cents. Keep asking until someone
agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your fly and say, 'Oops, I forgot.'
Every time you press Return and there is processing time required, pray
'Ohplease ohplease ohplease ohplease,' and scream 'YES!' when it
finishes.
DISK FIGHT!
Start making out with the person at the terminal next to you (It helps
if you know them, but this is also a great way to make new friends).
Put a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets. Type by
hitting the keys with the straw.
If you're sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing 'The Lion
Sleeps Tonight' whenever there is processing time required.
Draw a picture of a woman (or man) on a piece of paper, and tape it to
your monitor. Try to seduce it. Act like it hates you and then complain
loudly that women (men) are worthless.
Try to stick a 3 1/2 inch disc into the USB slot, and when it
doesn't work, get the supervisor.
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