Online
Degrees and Programs Information Guide
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Masters
in Education degrees and online programs
Getting an Education degree from an on-line
programs
Online
Education degrees can be an efficient, effective way to expand your
horizons both in terms of increasing your income as well as your career
options. Many school districts offer increased pay grades for
teachers who have a masters in education.
There are so many different styles of onlie degres in primary and
secondary education, so make sure the program you are interested in
fits for you. Education masters online programs are usually flexible
and convenient, though not necessarily less work. Some
programs
require one or two week intensives once or twice a year, and others
require group projects with other students, to be completed online.
Still others use computer cameras and online streaming video live to
help create an interactive experience. It can't match the experiences
that happen in a "real" classroom education degree pogram, but it can
definitely deepen and enrichen the experience, and help create a more
well-rounded on-lie education masters degree program.
A little humor: Funny Teacher jokes
and teaching stories
There were three boys who wanted to be in good terms with their new
teacher.
They all decided to bring in a gift.
The first boy gave the teacher a box, she shook it and then she smelled
it.
She knew the boy's father worked in a candy store so she asked the boy
if it were candy.
The boy said, yes.
The next boy gave her the box he had. Then she shook the box and
smelled it. She knew this boy's father was a florist. She asked, Is it
flowers?
The boy said, yes.
The next boy gave her his box, she knew his father worked at a
distillery. Then she asked, Is it Rum?
The boy said, no.
Is it Vodka?
The boy said, no.
She shook the box and it started to leak.
She decided to taste what was leaking out.
Then she said, I don't know, What is it?
The boy said, it's a puppy.
"Isn't the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl.
"Well, do you know who I am?" asked the girl.
"No." replied the boy.
"I'm the principal's daughter." said the girl.
"And do you know who I am?" asked the boy.
"No," she replied.
"Thank goodness!" said the boy with a sign of relief.
Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two
rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Patty: Seven!
Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two
rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Patty: Seven!
Teacher: Let's try this another way. If I give you two apples and two
apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?
Patty: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and
another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Patty: Seven!
Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is
seven?
Patty: I've already got one rabbit at home now!
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