Online
Degrees and Programs Information Guide
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Criminal
justice online degree programs.
Considering an online degree?
Not a small decision. Some people
are looking for a fast online life experience credits, diplomas and
degrees, and aren't concerned about the quality of the
school.
Others want a respected on-line degree school that also gives some life
experience credit, and still others expect to work their way through a
two or three year part time online degree program to get a degree they
can be proud of and their current or future employers can respect.
Whatever kind of degre you are looking for, be sure to check out your
options
carefully on line, and be sure you know what you are getting with
whichever online courses you choose to take. Don't be afraid
to
ask questions and be sure to read the fine print. It's a big
decision, and an expensive one. Be sure you end up with everything you
were expecting.
A clean funny joke:
Crime
and enforcement: FBI humor. This is an actual transcript of FBI phone
logs.
FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that
was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of
reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents had worked
up quite an appetite. The agent in charge of the investigation called a
nearby pizza parlor with delivery service to order a quick dinner for
his colleagues.
The following telephone conversation took place and was recorded by the
FBI because they were taping all conversations at the hospital.
Agent: Hello. I would like to order 19 large pizzas and 67 cans of soda.
Pizza Man: And where would you like them delivered?
Agent: We're over at the psychiatric hospital.
Pizza Man: The psychiatric hospital?
Agent: That's right. I'm an FBI agent.
Pizza Man: You're an FBI agent?
Agent: That's correct. Just about everybody here is.
Pizza Man: And you're at the psychiatric hospital?
Agent: That's correct. And make sure you don't go through the front
doors. We have them locked. You will have to go around to the back to
the service entrance to deliver the pizzas.
Pizza Man: And you say you're all FBI agents?
Agent: That's right. How soon can you have them here?
Pizza Man: And everyone at the psychiatric hospital is an FBI agent?
Agent: That's right. We've been here all day and we're starving.
Pizza Man: How are you going to pay for all of this?
Agent: I have my checkbook right here.
Pizza Man: And you're all FBI agents?
Agent: That's right. Everyone here is an FBI agent. Can you remember to
bring the pizzas and sodas to the service entrance in the rear? We have
the front doors locked.
Pizza Man: I don't think so.
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