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Getting an online graphic design degree or Digital art diploma: What to expect and what to look for:



Graphic design programs online are becoming more prevalent and more popular. Of all degrees, it's one of the most agreeable to online courses, as most graphic design work is now done on the computer.  As you consider getting a graphic design degree, check out at least a few different programs carefully before making your final decision.  Each program is different, and has it's own course requirements, which are further defined by the specific track you want to focus on. But most programs offer many of the graphic design courses  below.  If some of these sound like a foreign language, don't panic or be too intimidated.  Students aren't usually expected to have previous knowledge about most of these applications, and introductory courses are available to when necessary for those programs that begin at an intermediate level.  



Some of the common graphic design and digital arts courses and sections that are likely to be covered in graphic design online degree programs include (Depending on your area of focus)


3 -D modeling
     
 advanced flash multimedia projects
     
 advanced graphic design 
     
 advanced layout design 
     
 advanced logo design 
     
 advanced packaging design 
     
 advanced typography 
     
 advertising design 
     
 after effects I
        
 banner advertising 
     
 branding and identity 
     
 color correction 
     
 color theory 
     
 css essentials 
     
 database and dynamic web design 
     
 design and composition 
     
 design for non-designers 
     
 digital art photography 
     
 digital illustration advanced 
     
 digital illustration basics 
     
 digital photography I 
     
 digital photography II 
     
 digital photography using camera raw 
       
 digital video editing I 
        
 dreamweaver I 
     
 dreamweaver II 
     
 e-commerce 
     
 figure drawing
         
 fireworks basics 
     
 flash actionscript programming 
     
 flash animation 
     
 flash basics 
     
 flash experience design 
     
 flash & typography 
     
 flash web site design 
     
 freehand basics 
     
 fundamentals of digital photography 
     
 fundamentals of javascript 
     
 fundamentals of logo design 
     
 fundamentals of typography 
     
 golive basics 
     
 graphic design I 
     
 graphic design business 
     
 html basics 
     
 illustrator basics 
     
 illustrator by example 
     
 illustrator advanced 
     
 indesign basics
     
 information design I 
     
 interface design 
     
 internet marketing 
     
 intro to graphic design 
     
 intro to digital arts 
     
 intro to drawing 
     
 intro to marketing
     
 intro to multimedia 
     
 intro to web design 
     
 photo retouching
     
 photoshop advanced 
     
 photoshop basics 
     
 photoshop by example 
     
 powerpoint design 
     
 print production 
     
 quark basics 
     
 sketchup basics 
     
 sketchup intermediate 
     
 web design I 
     
 web graphics using photoshop/imageready 
     
 web project management 
     
 web portfolio design 
     
 web site  design II
     
 writing javascript and dhtml 
     




Funny graphic design jokes:  

The top 30 unspoken rules of Graphic Design


(Ok, more like 37, but who's counting...)

 

 1. Your fonts will default to the worst possible font available on the machine you are showing your work on.

2. If you have two versions of a photo, the wrong one will make its way to the printer.

3. The less time you have the more useless your computer will become.

4. Promises made by the sales staff have no basis in reality.

5. The sales staff will promise anything.

6. If the text consists of two words, one will be misspelled.

7. Speed. Quality. Affordability. Pick any two.

8. If the run is wrong, it's never the press operator's fault.

9. Spell checkers don't.

10. Grammar checkers don't, either.

11. Proof raeders are useless.

12. Global search-and-replaces aren't.

13. The index entry you leave out will be the first one the client looks under.

14. Optical Character Recognition (OCR) is good comedy.

15. If three designs are shown to a client, your least favorite will be chosen or any combination of worst components of each.

16. If two designs are shown, a third will be requested. If provided, then one of the first two will be chosen.

17. If you ask for more copy it will be sent as a .jpg. If you ask for images they will send powerpoint presentations.

18. Clients don't have their company logo in a usable print ready format so don't bother asking.

19. Blue line proofs reveal previously invisible errors.

20. The best designs never survive contact with the client.

21. You will misspell the name of the client's spouse.

22. Your best idea is already copyrighted.

23. The best way to find errors in your code is to show a client "a new feature".

24. There is no stock photo ever made that matches the image you have in your head.

25. Creative inspiration flows in inverse proportion to the distance from the studio.

26. Time allowed to complete work is inversely proportional to time taken by client to work out what to complain about.

27. Doctors, astronauts, and plumbers need training to do their jobs, but anyone with a computer is a graphic designer.

28. No matter how detailed the tech support FAQ is, nobody has ever heard of your problem.

29. The number of colors in a client's design will equal the number of colors in the original bid specs, plus two.

30. The client's disk won't run on your equipment & when it does will contain unusable copyrighted images.

31. If you purchase new equipment to read your client's disk, it will be the last disk of that type you will ever receive.

32. Your client will often not like your design but not quite know why.

33. Computer crashes always happen exactly 30 seconds before saving.

34. A client who knows exactly what he wants is worse than one that has no idea.

35. Clients who do not provide content upfront will complain about the use of Lorem Ipsum.

36. Everything has to be done immediately, deadlines are incredibly important unless client has to provide materials or approve your work.

37. The customer is always right . And an idiot.



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