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Choosing a fast accredited online master's degree.
With so many on line degrees being offered by distance education schools
and universities, how do you choose a fast masters degree program that
is also not only accredited but also respected. Finding a fast
degree online that is not just buying a diploma from a diploma mill, or
paying a lot of money for a quick and easy life experience degree that
no employers will recognize. The good news is that online degrees
are increasingly an acceptable approach to higher learning. The bad
news is that in order for these programs to be seen as legitimate, they
must maintain a certain degree of rigorousness and difficulty. In other
words, if a fast online diploma comes too easily, that quick on-line
degree just may be too good to be true. How to tell- first, find
out WHO it is accredited by. Any program can claim to be accredited.
But by what accrediting body? Some are meaningless. Second, check
with the higher education department of the state in which the online
college or university is located. Do they recognize it as a legitimate
school?
Finally, read the fine print on the website, in their information materials, fees and education requirements. Ask questions. Try to talk with a graduate. Are the instructors qualified? Ask the admissions counselors tough questions- that's what they get paid for. Make sure you have a complete understanding of what you are getting into and the fees, as well as the financial implications. Then make your decision regarding which on-line degree program is for you.. Funny College JokesAs final exams neared, two
students, very confident of their A averages in Chemistry class, decided to
spend a weekend enjoying the social life of a nearby college. Although their
Chemistry final was the first thing Monday morning they were reasonably certain
they could pull it off. After a very late Sunday evening they overslept and did
not arrive back on campus until Monday afternoon. In the hopes of avoiding
failing the exam the two decided to tell their professor that they had a flat
tire on the way back to campus. A linguistics professor was
lecturing to his class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms
a positive. On the first day of college,
the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules. "The female
dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to
the female At this, a male student in the crowd inquired, "How much for a season pass?"
Funny University Application LetterDear sir or Mam, I would like to apply for a colege degre. I have real smarts, mostly self-learned though you wood not no it. I can read real advanced, and can also write Engish and other langauges. I’m a real lingist. My communicatoin skils are to die for- least my Ma said that on her death bed. Maybe I could be a nurse or emergency technician or minister or divinity expert like a chaplain. Or maybe all three! And I have been studyng up on a lot of majer subjcts. A distants correspondance coarse would help me get some educatoin and gradjuate with a deploma. I'm not so certian yet which degee I want to get, but I know it shouldn't be in mathmatics or enginering. I'm not so good with engines, or any technology like electrical lights and electronics and such. I can’t even see electrons- they make them so small these days! I’m good at accounting though. I’m always a counting my finances, which I keep mostly in my pocket for safe keeping. I could be an economist but maybe just for one person at a time. I was thinking about maybe crimnal justice, becuase I think justise is a good idea as long as it is fair. I’d be a real fine judge, in my estimation. Or a lawyer or even an attorney. I really like counseling too. But my therapy is almost over cuss of insurence running low. But my therpist says I'm good and ready to cross that line and move on to a greener pastor. Dunno why a pastor would be green, unless he ate my potato salad! Anyhoo, so if you'd consider me for one of your bachelor dgrees I'd be pleased as punch- not that I drink you understand. I mean I drink water, for sure. Maybe I should study biology or nutrition or agriculture. Yeah, maybe a bachelers dgree in farming, and then I could work my way up to being a master of something, then a docter- if you have docterate pograms that is. I mean, not like a health or medical degre- I mean one of those P hd diplomas you get from taking a bunch of tough courses for a year and wrting a theses or disertation or something. I do a lot of writing, though mostly in my head. Maybe I could be a great socail scientist or busines profesional. I could even maybe be like the head of the univercity program and then maybe even become a political science sientist politicain! YEAHI could be President! President of the whole country- not just part of it! Course, fist I guess I should enquire- do you guys have like a GED highschool diploma progrm? I mean, just to get all warmed up? P.S. Please reply quickly as I am 94 years young and I’m told by my social worker and parol officer I have some geriatric tendencies which I’m guessing is some kind of code for being a hit with the ladies. Or hit by them anyway. Much abliged, B.A. Johnston, Graduate of the University of Hard Knocks. © InnocententEnglish.com |

