Accredited On-line Distance Learning

These days, there's more pressure than ever before to get a university degree.  A masters degree is now roughly as significant as a bachelors degree was twenty years ago. The bar keeps getting raised higher, and those without an advanced degree find themselves at a disadvantage both in terms of salary and career advancement.  This is resulting in more people than ever before pursuing university degrees, and of course, more than ever before are choosing to do so through online degree programs.  There are now over 1000 accredited degree online distance education programs available to US students, more than ten times what was available less than 10 years ago.  Of course, not all accredited programs are recongized or respected, so care must be taken to choose one that will fufill your desired purpose.  Anyone can buy a degree fast online. And many are even buying accredited degree online. But these degree mill companies, even though they often have someone to answer the phone for employer verification, are not likely to accomplish your goals. A fast online life experience degree on line  is much different than a respected program that allows some credits for life experience.  So do the research, find the program that's right for you, and then don't look back. Stick with it, and you'll be glad (eventually) you got an online degree.

Good Work Jokes:

HOW TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY IN THE WORKPLACE

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

Find out where your boss shops and buyexactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is of a different gender than you.

Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names.

"That's a good point, Sparky." "No, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Cha-cha."

Send e-mail to the rest of the company telling them exactly what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."

Hi-Lite your shoes. Tell people you haven't lost them as much since you did this.


Hang mosquito netting around your cubicle. When you emerge to get coffee or a printout or whatever, slap yourself randomly the whole way.

Drawbacks to Working in a Cubicle

Being told to "Think Outside the Box" when I'm in the @#$%? box all day!
Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who is behind me.
Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gunfire.
That nagging feeling that if I just press the right button, I will get a piece of cheese.
Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
My walls are too close together for my hammock to work right.
Women: Damned near impossible to adjust your bra or slip without comment.
Men: Co-workers tend to stare when you take your pants off.
23 power cords, 1 outlet.
Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.
When tours come through, I get lots of peanuts thrown at me.
Can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.

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