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Fast digital arts degrees and online computer animation degree programs:What to expect and what to look for:



Getting a digital arts degree and working in the field of digital media, computer animation and related fields is an exploding area in both education and employment.  If you are considering getting a BA bachelors of Arts degree in this area, you are entering into an exciting field.  As advertisers continue to pump more of their advertising dollars into the internet, and people continue to spend more of their time on it, it will only become a bigger part of advertising for companies of every kind.  But what to expect? what kind of courses would you likely be taking? How long would your program be? The answer to the second question depends greatly on which program you choose and your speed at moving through it. most onlie degree programs have great flexibility, which means some students finish much faster, and others take their time studying part time as they continue to be busy with work or family life.   here are some of the common courses in digital arts degree programs and computer animation programs online. Be aware that the fastest degree programs may not be the best-- be sure you verify the reputation of the school. Nearly every online program is accredited by someone- sometimes by their cousin George!  So remember you are about to give them a lot of money- make sure they deserve it.

Some of the common digital arts and computer animating BA degree program courses that are likely to be covered even in fast digital arts degree programs include (Depending on your area of focus)




 Color Theory 
 Intro. to the Moving Image  
 Advertising Design/Production 
 Digital Photography 
 3DAnimation I 
 Principles of Animation 
 Moving Image Analysis 
 Web Animation I 
 Cinematography and Lighting 
 The Digital Darkroom 
 Web Coding I 
 3D Digital Animation 
 Layout and Typography 
 Production Art 
 3D Animation advanced 
 Design Seminar I 
 Interface Design and Development 
 Web Coding II 
 Directing 
 Producing 
 The Digital Studio 
 Web Coding II 
 Digital Printmaking 
 D Animation II 
 Design Seminar II 
 Film/Video Production II 
 Audio Production/Sound Design 
 Internship 


The internship, of course, is a chance to apply all that you have learned in a real situation.  You don't usually get paid for the time spent actually working for a company, but you get valuable experience, build your resume in graphic design, digital arts and computer animation, etc. In addition, sometimes the company will actually hire you after you complete your program (or occasionally even before!0 or they may write a letter of recommendation or simply recommend you to another company through connections.   While the internship can feel time-consuming and extraneous, it's arguably the most important and career-helpful part of any on line digital art program. 

Here's a little inspiration, as you begin to take steps towards a new career:


Steve Jobs' commencement speech at Stanford university

'You've got to find what you love,' Jobs says

"Stay hungry. Stay foolish"


This is the text of the Commencement address by Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple Computer and of Pixar Animation Studios, delivered on June 12, 2005.

I am honored to be with you today at your commencement from one of the finest universities in the world. I never graduated from college. Truth be told, this is the closest I've ever gotten to a college graduation. Today I want to tell you three stories from my life. That's it. No big deal. Just three stories.

The first story is about connecting the dots.

I dropped out of Reed College after the first 6 months, but then stayed around as a drop-in for another 18 months or so before I really quit. So why did I drop out?

It started before I was born. My biological mother was a young, unwed college graduate student, and she decided to put me up for adoption. She felt very strongly that I should be adopted by college graduates, so everything was all set for me to be adopted at birth by a lawyer and his wife. Except that when I popped out they decided at the last minute that they really wanted a girl. So my parents, who were on a waiting list, got a call in the middle of the night asking: "We have an unexpected baby boy; do you want him?" They said: "Of course." My biological mother later found out that my mother had never graduated from college and that my father had never graduated from high school. She refused to sign the final adoption papers. She only relented a few months later when my parents promised that I would someday go to college.

And 17 years later I did go to college. But I naively chose a college that was almost as expensive as Stanford, and all of my working-class parents' savings were being spent on my college tuition. After six months, I couldn't see the value in it. I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life and no idea how college was going to help me figure it out. And here I was spending all of the money my parents had saved their entire life. So I decided to drop out and trust that it would all work out OK. It was pretty scary at the time, but looking back it was one of the best decisions I ever made. The minute I dropped out I could stop taking the required classes that didn't interest me, and begin dropping in on the ones that looked interesting.

It wasn't all romantic. I didn't have a dorm room, so I slept on the floor in friends' rooms, I returned coke bottles for the 5¢ deposits to buy food with, and I would walk the 7 miles across town every Sunday night to get one good meal a week at the Hare Krishna temple. I loved it. And much of what I stumbled into by following my curiosity and intuition turned out to be priceless later on. Let me give you one example:

Reed College at that time offered perhaps the best calligraphy instruction in the country. Throughout the campus every poster, every label on every drawer, was beautifully hand calligraphed. Because I had dropped out and didn't have to take the normal classes, I decided to take a calligraphy class to learn how to do this. I learned about serif and san serif typefaces, about varying the amount of space between different letter combinations, about what makes great typography great. It was beautiful, historical, artistically subtle in a way that science can't capture, and I found it fascinating.

None of this had even a hope of any practical application in my life. But ten years later, when we were designing the first Macintosh computer, it all came back to me. And we designed it all into the Mac. It was the first computer with beautiful typography. If I had never dropped in on that single course in college, the Mac would have never had multiple typefaces or proportionally spaced fonts. And since Windows just copied the Mac, its likely that no personal computer would have them. If I had never dropped out, I would have never dropped in on this calligraphy class, and personal computers might not have the wonderful typography that they do. Of course it was impossible to connect the dots looking forward when I was in college. But it was very, very clear looking backwards ten years later.

Again, you can't connect the dots looking forward; you can only connect them looking backwards. So you have to trust that the dots will somehow connect in your future. You have to trust in something — your gut, destiny, life, karma, whatever. This approach has never let me down, and it has made all the difference in my life.

My second story is about love and loss.

I was lucky — I found what I loved to do early in life. Woz and I started Apple in my parents garage when I was 20. We worked hard, and in 10 years Apple had grown from just the two of us in a garage into a $2 billion company with over 4000 employees. We had just released our finest creation — the Macintosh — a year earlier, and I had just turned 30. And then I got fired. How can you get fired from a company you started? Well, as Apple grew we hired someone who I thought was very talented to run the company with me, and for the first year or so things went well. But then our visions of the future began to diverge and eventually we had a falling out. When we did, our Board of Directors sided with him. So at 30 I was out. And very publicly out. What had been the focus of my entire adult life was gone, and it was devastating.

I really didn't know what to do for a few months. I felt that I had let the previous generation of entrepreneurs down - that I had dropped the baton as it was being passed to me. I met with David Packard and Bob Noyce and tried to apologize for screwing up so badly. I was a very public failure, and I even thought about running away from the valley. But something slowly began to dawn on me — I still loved what I did. The turn of events at Apple had not changed that one bit. I had been rejected, but I was still in love. And so I decided to start over.

I didn't see it then, but it turned out that getting fired from Apple was the best thing that could have ever happened to me. The heaviness of being successful was replaced by the lightness of being a beginner again, less sure about everything. It freed me to enter one of the most creative periods of my life.

During the next five years, I started a company named NeXT, another company named Pixar, and fell in love with an amazing woman who would become my wife. Pixar went on to create the worlds first computer animated feature film, Toy Story, and is now the most successful animation studio in the world. In a remarkable turn of events, Apple bought NeXT, I returned to Apple, and the technology we developed at NeXT is at the heart of Apple's current renaissance. And Laurene and I have a wonderful family together.

I'm pretty sure none of this would have happened if I hadn't been fired from Apple. It was awful tasting medicine, but I guess the patient needed it. Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don't lose faith. I'm convinced that the only thing that kept me going was that I loved what I did. You've got to find what you love. And that is as true for your work as it is for your lovers. Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work. And the only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven't found it yet, keep looking. Don't settle. As with all matters of the heart, you'll know when you find it. And, like any great relationship, it just gets better and better as the years roll on. So keep looking until you find it. Don't settle.

My third story is about death.

When I was 17, I read a quote that went something like: "If you live each day as if it was your last, someday you'll most certainly be right." It made an impression on me, and since then, for the past 33 years, I have looked in the mirror every morning and asked myself: "If today were the last day of my life, would I want to do what I am about to do today?" And whenever the answer has been "No" for too many days in a row, I know I need to change something.

Remembering that I'll be dead soon is the most important tool I've ever encountered to help me make the big choices in life. Because almost everything — all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure - these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important. Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart.

About a year ago I was diagnosed with cancer. I had a scan at 7:30 in the morning, and it clearly showed a tumor on my pancreas. I didn't even know what a pancreas was. The doctors told me this was almost certainly a type of cancer that is incurable, and that I should expect to live no longer than three to six months. My doctor advised me to go home and get my affairs in order, which is doctor's code for prepare to die. It means to try to tell your kids everything you thought you'd have the next 10 years to tell them in just a few months. It means to make sure everything is buttoned up so that it will be as easy as possible for your family. It means to say your goodbyes.

I lived with that diagnosis all day. Later that evening I had a biopsy, where they stuck an endoscope down my throat, through my stomach and into my intestines, put a needle into my pancreas and got a few cells from the tumor. I was sedated, but my wife, who was there, told me that when they viewed the cells under a microscope the doctors started crying because it turned out to be a very rare form of pancreatic cancer that is curable with surgery. I had the surgery and I'm fine now.

This was the closest I've been to facing death, and I hope its the closest I get for a few more decades. Having lived through it, I can now say this to you with a bit more certainty than when death was a useful but purely intellectual concept:

No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don't want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life's change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma — which is living with the results of other people's thinking. Don't let the noise of others' opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.

When I was young, there was an amazing publication called The Whole Earth Catalog, which was one of the bibles of my generation. It was created by a fellow named Stewart Brand not far from here in Menlo Park, and he brought it to life with his poetic touch. This was in the late 1960's, before personal computers and desktop publishing, so it was all made with typewriters, scissors, and polaroid cameras. It was sort of like Google in paperback form, 35 years before Google came along: it was idealistic, and overflowing with neat tools and great notions.

Stewart and his team put out several issues of The Whole Earth Catalog, and then when it had run its course, they put out a final issue. It was the mid-1970s, and I was your age. On the back cover of their final issue was a photograph of an early morning country road, the kind you might find yourself hitchhiking on if you were so adventurous. Beneath it were the words: "Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish." It was their farewell message as they signed off. Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish. And I have always wished that for myself. And now, as you graduate to begin anew, I wish that for you.

Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish.

Thank you all very much.









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Dear sir or Mam,
I would like to apply for a colege degre at your onlie degree program. I have real smarts, mostly self-learned though you wood not no it. I can read real advanced, and can also write Engish and other langauges. I’m a real lingist.  My communicatoin skils are to die for- least my Ma said that on her death bed.  Maybe I could be a nurse or emergency technician or minister or divinity expert like a chaplain. Or maybe all three! And I have been studyng up on a lot of majer subjcts. A distants correspondance coarse would help me get some  educatoin and gradjuate with a deploma. I'm not so certian yet which degee I want to get, but I know it shouldn't be in mathmatics or enginering. I'm not so good with engines, or any technology like electrical lights and electronics and such. I can’t even see electrons- they make them so small these days! I’m good at accounting though. I’m always a counting my finances, which I keep mostly in my pocket for safe keeping. I could be an economist but maybe just for one person at a time.  I was thinking about maybe crimnal justice, becuase I think justise is a good idea as long as it is fair. I’d be a real fine judge, in my estimation. Or a lawyer or even an attorney.  I really like counseling too.  But my therapy is almost over cuss of insurence running low.  But my therpist says I'm good and ready to cross that line and move on to a greener pastor. Dunno why a pastor would be green, unless he ate my potato salad!  Anyhoo, so if you'd consider me for one of your bachelor dgrees I'd be pleased as punch- not that I drink you understand. I mean I drink water, for sure.  Maybe I should study biology or nutrition or agriculture.  Yeah, maybe a bachelers dgree in farming, and then I could work my way up to being a master of something, then a docter- if you have docterate pograms that is. I mean, not like a health or medical degre- I mean one of those P hd diplomas you get from taking a bunch of tough courses for a year and wrting a phd theses or disertation or something. I do a lot of writing, though mostly in my head. Maybe I could be a great socail scientist or busines profesional. I could even maybe be like the head of the univercity program and then maybe even become a political science sientist politicain! YEAH I could be President! President of the whole country- not just part of it! And that's on Lie! Course, fist I guess I should enquire- do you guys have like a part time GED highschool diploma progrm? I mean, just to get all warmed up? P.S. Please reply quickly as I am 94 years young and I’m told by my social worker and parol officer I have some geriatric tendencies which I’m guessing is some kind of code for being a hit with the ladies.  Or hit by them anyway.  Much abliged, B.A. Johnston, Graduate of the University of Hard Knocks.

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