Online
Degrees and Programs Information Guide
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Accredited,
Fast Criminal Justice Masters degree programs on line.
While a Bachelors degree was once considered
quite
impressive, many feel pressure to get a masters degree these days,
simply to stay ahead. In crinimal
justice,
degrees can help increase salary as well as career possibilities. So
finding a good, fast online Master degree criminal justice
program
can be an
important career move. But be aware that on-line
Master criminal
degree law and justice programs aren't
generally any easier than classroom degree programs. Distance learning
degrees in Criminal justice tend to work hard to earn respectability,
to counter the perception that online degrees are easy or don't count.
So they can sometimes be even more challenging than
traditional courses.
Once you find a few good fast criminal justice degree
programs
on-line, read the fine print closely to be sure you understsand about
all the fees, requirements and other information. Then dive in, and
don't give up. It is a slow process in most situations, but one well
worth the time and attention. And criminal justice degrees online are
generally much more flexible and accomodating than the ancient,
classroom ones. But be suspiscious if the program seems too
good
to be true- much faster than other programs, or easier. Make
sure
such a program is not only accredited, which any school can claim, but
recognized by the state where it resides, as a legitimate and respected
online college, university or institution of higher learning.
Funny Police
Jokes
A man and his wife are pulled
over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:
Man: What's
the problem officer?
Cop: You
were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man: No
sir, I was going 65.
Wife: Oh
Harry. You were going 80.
(Man gives
his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I'm
also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man: Broken
tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh
Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks.
(Man gives
his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I'm
also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I
just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife:
Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.
Man: Shut
your mouth, woman!
Cop: Ma'am,
does your husband always talk to you this way?
Wife:
No, only when he's drunk.
One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for
possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out
of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars
before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with
his keys for several minutes.
Meanwhile,
all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started
his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for
him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the officer stopped him,
read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine
his blood-alcohol content.
The results
showed a reading of 0.0.
The puzzled
officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied,
"Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
Quasimodo,
the demented bell ringer of Notre Dame, put an ad in the papers for a
assistant bell ringer. One man applied for the job but he had no arms.
"How are
you going to assist me?" asked Quasimodo.
"That's
easy!" replied the man and he ran at the bell and banged it with his
head.
BONG!!!
"That's
amazing!" said Quasimodo. "Could you show me that again?"
"Sure!"
said the man and he ran at the bell again but he missed the swinging
bell and fell out of the bell tower. A crowd huddled around the hapless
man lying in the street and a police office asked, "Does anyone know
who he is?"
Quasimodo
came out and said...
"I DON'T
KNOW HIS NAME, BUT HIS FACE SURE RINGS A BELL!"
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