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Choosing a good accredited on-line master's degree.


    With so many online degrees being offered by distance education schools and universities, how do you choose the right accredited on line masters degree program for you? The one answer recommended again and again is "do your homework".  Check out several programs and find the one that best fits your schedule, budget, goals and learning style.  But make sure to verify the online degree masters program you choose is legit. There are more quality programs from recognized and respected universities and schools every month.  So choose one that is either already a recognized traditional classroom-based program, or go with a really well-known online program like Phoenix university.

Also prepare yourself mentally for the task.  It isn't a small thing, and if you find a fast and easy master program online, it may not be legit.  If they are willing to send you a cheap (or expensive) diploma with little or no real coursework, your employers are unlikely to value it.  So take the time to do it right.

Finally, read the fine print. Ask questions. Pester the admissions counselors- that's why they are there.  Make sure you have a complete understanding of what you are taking on.  And then, put yourself into it. If it's worth doing, it's worth doing well-- get something out of it.  And in the end you will have earned the degree, the confidence and the new skills, which will make you more valuable to any company, not just because of a piece of paper.



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COLLEGE ENTRANCE EXAM FOR STUDENT ATHLETES

Time Limit: 3 WEEKS

1. What language is spoken in France?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- Give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to

        ____ (a) build a bridge
        ____ (b) sail the ocean
        ____ (c) lead an army or
        ____ (d) WRITE A PLAY

4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)
        ____ (a) Jewish
        ____ (b) Catholic
        ____ (c) Hindu
        ____ (d) Polish
        ____ (e) Agnostic

5. Metric conversion.  How many feet is 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

8. What are people in America's far north called?
        ____ (a) Westerners
        ____ (b) Southerners
        ____ (c) Northerners

9. Spell -- Bush, Clinton, Bush

        Bush:     __________________________
        Clinton:  __________________________
        Bush: __________________________

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

11. Where does rain come from?
        ____ (a) Macy's
        ____ (b) Kmart
        ____ (c) Canada
        ____ (d) the sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
         ____ (a) yes
         ____ (b) no

13. What are coat hangers used for?

14. "America the beautiful" is about what country?

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?

17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
        ____ (a) New York
        ____ (b) Florida
        ____ (c) Canada
        ____ (d) Wisconsin

18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?

19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?

20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?
        ____ (a) B.C
        ____ (b) A.D.

Your name:  _______________________

The name of the student athlete you are taking this test for:

_____________________




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General college degree info
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Finding the right online degree program for you
The best on line school depends on your goals
Online degree compared with traditional diplomas
Understanding your online degree options
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