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Fast Online IT and Computer programming degrees
and programs.
If you are thinking about getting an online Information Technology
degree, you probably already know quite a bit about computers.
If
you don't, it's still possible to successfully complete an IT degree
online program. And one thing is for sure-- no matter how
much a
new IT student thinks they know, they usually, and quickly more often
than not, reach a place in the course requirements when they realize
they have a great deal to learn. That's the fun of it. And
the
challenge. So how to choose the right IT degree program on
line
for you? There's no magic formula- except good old fashioned research.
Get information from at least a few schools. Compare their
programs. Ask questions. Whatever it takes to get the information you
need to make an informed decision. After all, it's one of the bigger
decisions you will have made in your life. A good, recognized
diploma in IT and computer sciences can be a passport to a great job. A
cheap degree from an "Accredited" computer sciences program that isn't
actually recognized by state boards or by employers who do a little
research- won't get you very far. So do some digging, make
your
choice- and GO FOR IT. It will take some time, but the odds are it will
be well worth it.
Computer Humor and jokes:
If Dr. Seuss wrote a technical training
manual:
Here's an easy game to play.
Here's an easy thing to say:
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!
You can't say this?
What a shame sir!
We'll find you
Another game sir.
If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!
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