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Daily Quick Break: January 14, 2008: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? Funny Answers to a very old joke
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
PARIS HILTON:
Huh?
ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
BUDDHA:
Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.
THE BIBLE:
And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken, “Thou shalt cross the road.” And the chicken crossed the road and there was much rejoicing.
BILL O’ REILLY:
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
HILLARY CLINTON: I’m glad my staff asked you to ask me that question. I chaired the senate chicken investigation which sought to determine exactly why this is happening and what we can do to stop it. I have a great deal of experience with chickens. I’m also very very likable and nice, isn’t that right Mom?
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January 14th, 2008 at 10:32 am
” we are now one hundred percent sure polar bears cannot read “
January 14th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
I’m glad to see that my Department of transportation taxes are hard at work plowing these roads!
January 14th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
See kids, why I tell you to stay in school!
January 15th, 2008 at 1:59 am
“Woo hoo! This is a new record! Twenty three times in a row! Woo hoo!”