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Daily Quick Break: May 19, 2008: Where Wings Take Dream

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An Inspirational Address to the Nation
By George W. Bush

Compiled entirely out of actual Bush quotes, by InnocentEnglish.com

My Fellow Americans,

During these holiday seasons, we thank our blessings.1

I want to thank my friend, Senator Bill Frist, for joining us today. … He married a Texas girl, I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me.2

Thank you for reminding me about the importance of being a good mom and a great volunteer as well.3

I’m so pleased to be able to say hello to Bill Scranton. He’s one of the great Pennsylvania political families.4

I’m looking forward to working with him in the United Nations Senate.

To read the rest, go to: Where Wings Take Dream

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